I love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened, but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were?
Q:What’s the difference between orphans and apples? A: apples get pcked
What's the difference between a baby and a salad? I'm not in jail for tossing a salad.
What's the difference between a dick and a rock?
One's hard.
What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?
The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.
What's the difference between the 44 out of the 45 people who died in the Yaroslavl crash and the nine people who died in the helicopter crash?
Only one was ever famous. Vasicek and Kobe Bryant were the champions.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.
What is the difference between a dog and a cat. I don't know either. Why do you think I asked you. ;)
What is the difference between a house and a car 🚘? A car car can drive and house 🏡 can not drive
What has tree roots and what do I have for kids? What is the difference between a human and a used tire?
Tree roots are under the tree, and used tires are under the Hummer.
What’s the difference between a bullet and a prostitute? They both burst a barrel.
How are genders and twin towers alike? There used to be 2 but now it's a sensitive topic.
What's the difference between leafmen and leafwomen? Palm trees.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? An apple has a family tree
What's the difference between a rock and a woman?
The flat ones get skipped
What is a difference between a tree yyyyyy
Dad: What's the difference between an ELEPHANT and a POSTBOX?
Son: I don't know.
Dad: I'd better not trust you with my post then.
What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?
One you cut into 2 with a knife.
And the watermelon you cut into pieces.
What’s the difference between an Englishman and a unicorn?
Nothing.
How do you cook macaroni? With a shark-spoon-a-rooni!
