Difference jokes
What's the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?
Puberty waits for the blow up.
What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? You don't get something in return if you give money to a church.
What's the difference between a drill and a priest?
Nothing, they both like screwing stuff!
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad?
Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)
What's the difference between a pope/preacher and acne?
Acne comes on your face when you're 13.
What’s the difference between a baby and a beet? Beets stain your teeth.
what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.
What is the difference between Drake and Carrie Underwood?
Carrie Underwood kissed a 12-year-old boy on the lips.
How are abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.
What is the difference between an American and a computer?
An American doesn’t have trouble shooting.
If a baby cow finds a wolf pup, they will be best friends, but when mummy wolf comes, it’s a fight, so the baby cow and the wolf pup made it a secret, but one day the mummy cow and the mummy wolf found out, but no one got hurt. In fact, the mummy cow and the mummy wolf got to know each other, and baby cow and wolf pup were very happy and played all day long. Their friendship will never break.
-THE END-
This was not a joke but a meaning: if you are different, that doesn’t change who you are and your friends are, so be yourself and don’t let people break your dreams, and don’t forget them either. So no matter who you are, don’t let people change who you are. 🐺🐮
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
My grandpa asked me to pass him his phone, but I passed him a calculator. He couldn't tell the difference.
There’s a noticeable difference between using polish to remove grease and using Polish to remove Greece.
What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.
Q. What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. One has a functioning neck.
What's the difference between a bad joke and an actually bad joke?
An actually bad joke is not funny, like this one!
What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?
Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.
What is the difference between a man peering through the key hole and a woman in the bath?
One is rude and nosy; the other is rude and nosy.