Difference jokes
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde girl?
One stops sucking when you smack it.
What's the difference between a pizza & a person?
A pizza doesn't scream when I try to shove it into an oven...
What's the difference between the Barracuda car and a fish?
The fish can't go fast.
What's the difference between me and a rapist?
He forced her, while I convinced her with a candy.
She was just 7 years old.
How are Jews and potatoes different?
A potato keeps its skin.
I asked different Ai bots if they exist, this is bot number two:
What’s the difference between a 5.7l v8 and a dead baby?
If you lift the hood on my car, you won’t find a 5.7l v8.
"Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too."
Q: What’s the difference between a sleeping lady and an onion?
A: One doesn’t scream when you try to chop it up.
What's the difference between Trump and a Cheez-It cracker?
The cracker is naturally orange.
Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have another pair of balls.
What is the difference between paying $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole and paying $175.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from an able-bodied bisexual white female who is also a sex worker at a glory hole?
If you give $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole you are saving yourself $125.00. 💸😁
What's the difference between a grenade and your wife? There's none. Take out the ring and half of the house is gone.
What’s the difference between someone who is high on the spectrum [and] low on the spectrum? At least I can write this joke.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What's the difference between a female NCO and a zebra?
A zebra didn't have to suck and fuck to get its stripes.
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?
Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.
What's the difference between a dog and a rapist?
At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.
What's the difference between fruit and a freshly killed corpse?
I don't eat the fruit.