What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Difference Jokes
What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?
A tire.
(A tire as in clothes and the tire? U get it? No? I'm lonely. Add me on Xbox: DECIMUS PAX)
Three strangers have opened a gay chat; but if one left the chat, the chat would be closed.
Stranger 3: How to turn a straight guy into a gay guy?
Stranger 1: You can't!
Stranger 2: You can.
Stranger 3: How?
Stranger 2: By using the same idea of the Russian experiment; like in a detention, put him in a closed room full of gay stuff, but the difference is that he can sleep, and he will have food for 30 days and a toilet, too.
Stranger 3: Great idea, but who can we try first?
Stranger 1: You all gays are evil monsters.
Stranger 2: I think the stranger 1 is just a straight spy. Let's try this experi-
(The chat has been closed by stranger 1)
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
One has a home.
What is the difference between cremation and smoking?
While you are smoking, you don't go up in smoke.
What's the difference between a dick and a cannon?
Your dick shots longer.
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What is the difference between a white octopus and a white squid?
A white octopus isn't in the KKK!
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What is the difference between a car and a tree?
A tree cannot drive, but a car can drive.
What is the difference between whores and nuns?
Nuns usually discover their own chosen vocation. Whores usually have their vocation chosen by pimps.
Ask an orphan this: "What's the difference between cancer and your dad? Cancer comes back!"
What’s the difference between your mum and your nan?
Your nan's a GILF!
What’s the difference between a Jew and an American? The American makes it out of camp.
We’ve got to celebrate our differences! 👻🤝🐵🤝🍚🤝🌮🤝💣🤝🏳️🌈🤝🍔🤝🥖🤝🍕
What’s the difference between football and rape?
Women don’t like football.
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both can’t breathe.
What’s the difference between a penis and a golf ball?
A penis always goes in the hole.
What is the difference when I have my dick in your mouth or when you have yours in mine?
Oh, I forgot, you don't got one, bitches, suck my dick.
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
