Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
Difference Jokes
What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of your mouth, while the other one doesn't!
What's the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza?
Nothing, I eat both of them.
What can you tell [as] a difference between [a] man and a woman [in a] relationship?
Both of them are just full of shit.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?
The orphan gets back up.
My therapist said to try having a different outlook on life.
I agree. I should have a different outlook on life. Preferably from underground.
What's the difference between a Demon and a Redhead?
The Demon at least has a trade offer.
What’s the difference between grandma getting ran over by a reindeer, and a poor kid’s parents getting ran over by military tractors?
When grandma got ran over by a reindeer, the kids actually gave a sh*t.
What's the difference between a fish and a car?
You can tune a car... but you can't TUNA fish! x3
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked!
What's the difference between my basement and my garage?
One has a pile of babies' bodies; the other has their heads.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
What is a good night? Sleep tight, I have four.
What did the traffic light 🚦 say? Oh.
What’s the difference between a mediocre thief and professional thief?
The mediocre thief will say “give me all your money!”
And a professional thief will say “sign here please.”
What's the difference between me and my best friends?
At least one of us has a house.
What's the difference between a businessman and a businesswoman? Wo!
Little Red Riding Hood has to deliver food to her grandma again. She can drive now because she is sixteen. One the way, she accidentally took the wrong way and got to a different forest where her grandma lives now. She found the wrong cottage that looked like her grandma's home. When she opened the door, she found her younger and older sisters of ages 9, 11, 18, and 22. How old is Little Red Riding Hood?
Answer: 16
