Difference jokes
"Do you know the difference between wallpaper and toilet paper?" Replies, "No." "Gross!"
What's the difference between an apple and emos?
They both hang on trees.
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.
What's the difference between 13 dead babies and a skeleton?
There aren't any, there's 13 skeletons in my closet.
Little Johnny was in class, and his teacher asked, "How many of you guys are Trump fans?" Since the entire class wanted to be liked by the teacher, they all raised their hands, well, except Little Johnny. So the teacher asks, "Why are you being different again, Johnny?" So Little Johnny says, "Well, because I'm a Democrat. My mom is a Democrat, and my dad is a Democrat, so I'm a Democrat!" So then the teacher responds with, "Well, what if your mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?" Well, Little Johnny says, "A Trump fan!"
What is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan?
A normal kid has a family.
If you say to someone, "Have a nice day!" it will make them happy. If you say, "Enjoy the next 24 hours," they'll be terrified.
Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns.”
What's the difference between an orphan and a pencil?
People actually have a use for one of them.
What's the difference between Autism and Gender?
Autism is on a spectrum.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On a school bus, the pricks are on the inside.
Customer: "Can I get this in a smaller size and a different color?"
Employee: "Ma'am, this is an adoption agency, you can't do that here!"
What’s the difference between a gay rooster and a straight rooster?
A straight rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-do!"
A gay rooster says, "Any cock will do!"
What is the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage. :)
What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?
I don't know. I still haven't found them.
What's the difference between economy and Vietnamese?
Economy doesn't work.
What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?
The tornado siren doesn't get raped.
What is the difference between a brown bear and a polar bear?
About a few thousand miles.
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
What is the difference between a redhead and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist!