Difference jokes

What's the difference between a grape and an elephant?

I don't know, what?

They are both purple except for the elephant.

What is the difference between a human being in the car with the snow and a tree and a walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠 was your name on it haha 😂 day a day I was thinking of a good

Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?

Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.

What is the difference between the assassination of César and the assassination of Jesus?

They were both killed by Romans.

What's the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls?

You can only unload one of them with a pitch fork.

What's the difference between a pope/preacher and acne?

Acne comes on your face when you're 13.

What's the difference between a blonde and your computer?

You don't want your computer to go down on you.

What's the difference between an American police man and a Christian?

At least a Christian kneels in church.

What's the difference between MetaCareForAll and the resurrection of our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

One of them is an unrealistic fantasy that can never come true because it wouldn't work. The other one is the resurrection our lord and savior Jesus Christ.

What is the difference between a human and a house? A human can walk, and a house cannot walk.

What is the difference between human rights and the Earth?

The Earth has been to be between two games a year after school, a time and fun game that has.

What's the difference between Arsenal and West Ham?

Arsenal can win trophies and win games.

What is the difference between a refrigerator and a baby?

The refrigerator doesn't cry when I put my meat in it.

What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.

My grandpa asked me to pass him his phone, but I passed him a calculator. He couldn't tell the difference.

What's the difference between 13 dead babies and a skeleton?

There aren't any, there's 13 skeletons in my closet.

What’s the difference from me and a gay person? You.

“The difference between Asians and Caucasians is the cau-”.

Q. What's the difference between fucking a coma patient and fucking a cabbage?

A. You have to cut a hole in the cabbage.

Your face.