Difference

Difference jokes

Boy

What's the different when a little boy drops in Japan then and now?

When a little boy falls today he gets back up. But then everyone fell and never came back up.

Duck

What's the difference between a duck?

One of its legs are both the same!

Drama

I'm gonna finally put a stop to the fucking drama. I saw people bullying other people for years; Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake, just do jokes! Please! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don’t even know each other, but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! Just make jokes, people! That is why it’s called “Worst Jokes ever” not “Bully people forever.” So shut the hell up and get to joking! Jesus! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don’t even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fucking world!!!

“Addison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?” I might be 10, but during my time here, the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please, stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan dying and a bag of groceries being dropped?

While most agree that both are unfortunate, people actually care when they drop their groceries.

Hooker

What's the difference between a dead hooker and a watermelon?

The watermelon didn't scream when I sliced it.

Bird

What's the difference between a bird and jam?

You can ham your cock in a bird, but you can't bird your cock in a jam.

Baby

What is the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage. :)

Boy

What's the difference between a 14-year-old boy and an 8-year-old boy?

The 14-year-old is on top, the 8-year-old is on the bottom.

Fudge

What's the difference between me and you?

Nothing, the fudge you expected ni-

Terrorist

What's the difference between PMS and a terrorist?

You can negotiate with the terrorist.

Drug

What’s the difference between the milk and drugs?

My dad brought the drugs back, not the milk though! 😭

Parent

What is the difference between you and me? I have parents and yours left...

Lamborghini

Q: What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

A: A Lamborghini isn't a very fun hobby.

Fetus

What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman?

A fetus has more rights.

Blonde

What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?

The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

Batman

What's the difference between Batman and Robin?

Batman can go to the store without robbin'.