Difference jokes
What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Answer: The mosquito stops sucking if you slap hard enough.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a can of Spam?
After 6 months in the woods, you'll still eat the can of Spam.
What is the difference between a horse and a rabbit?
A horse can't hoop.
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What's the difference between a midget and a tall person? Only one of them can ride the rides.
Jeffery Dahmer has two things: an RV and a pit.
What is different about the two is that one can't move and one has gas.
But what is similar is tha-
Wait, what is Jeffery doing? He has a knife, he is pulling men's pants down, he is...OH SHIT WHAT THE F-!
Sorry 'bout that......
Now, as I was saying,
What is similar about the two is that one has and is a cockpit.
Wait, a cockpit- JEFFERY WHAT THE F-!
What's the difference between an aborted fetus and an upside-down bar stool?
An upside-down bar stool can only pleasure 4 men.
What's the difference between a pool and a toddler?
One doesn't scream when you go in dry ;)
What is the difference between a puppy and a fork?
I don’t microwave forks.
What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?
Nothing.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person?
One has a dad, while the other searches.
What's the difference between a priest and a rapist?
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
What's the difference between Kanye West and an orphan?
Kanye West has parents.
What is the difference between shroud and a shroud imposter?
Shroud uses reddit, and the imposter uses WJE.
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What's the difference between broccoli & boogers?
People don't eat their broccoli.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?
Clash Royale still has a tower.