Difference jokes
What's the difference between a Catholic hospital and Michael Jackson's Children's Hospital?
No seriously, what is it?
What is the difference between shroud and a shroud imposter?
Shroud uses reddit, and the imposter uses WJE.
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If you guys dont like my jokes, you can just dislike and not leave a comment, ok?
What's the difference between a baby and a Dorito?
One is a tasty snack, the other is a Dorito.
You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?
He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.
What is the difference between a microwave and a basket?
The microwave oven does not explode within the set time.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?
Rap lovers get more pussy.
What's the difference between a screw and a hooker? You can't unscrew the hooker.
Lucas is bronze 1 in RL.
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza?
Pizza won't cut itself.
What's the difference between a mother and a father? The mother always comes back from the shop.
What's the difference between a pizza & a person?
A pizza doesn't scream when I try to shove it into an oven...
What's the difference between a bicycle?
A banana, because vests don't have sleeves.
What's the difference between me and a rapist?
He forced her, while I convinced her with a candy.
She was just 7 years old.
"Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too."
What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?
When a bullet kills somebody, you know it's been fired.
what's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? the trampoline doesn't cave in when i jump on it.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne? Acne doesn't come on a 5-year-old's face.
Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have another pair of balls.