Difference jokes
What's the different when a little boy drops in Japan then and now?
When a little boy falls today he gets back up. But then everyone fell and never came back up.
The difference between gorge floyd and kobe is kobe got air
What is a difference between a tree, tree house that yyyyy?
What do girls have that boys donât have? Bobbies.
What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs are both the same!
I'm gonna finally put a stop to the fucking drama. I saw people bullying other people for years; Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake, just do jokes! Please! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people donât even know each other, but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! Just make jokes, people! That is why itâs called âWorst Jokes everâ not âBully people forever.â So shut the hell up and get to joking! Jesus! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who donât even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fucking world!!!
âAddison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?â I might be 10, but during my time here, the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please, stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.
What's the difference between an orphan dying and a bag of groceries being dropped?
While most agree that both are unfortunate, people actually care when they drop their groceries.
What's the difference between a dead hooker and a watermelon?
The watermelon didn't scream when I sliced it.
What's the difference between a bird and jam?
You can ham your cock in a bird, but you can't bird your cock in a jam.
What is the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage. :)
What's the difference between a 14-year-old boy and an 8-year-old boy?
The 14-year-old is on top, the 8-year-old is on the bottom.
What's the difference between me and you?
Nothing, the fudge you expected ni-
What's the difference between PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with the terrorist.
Whatâs the difference between the milk and drugs?
My dad brought the drugs back, not the milk though! đ
What is the difference between you and me? I have parents and yours left...
Q: What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?
A: A Lamborghini isn't a very fun hobby.
Whatâs the difference between a fetus and a woman?
A fetus has more rights.
What's the difference between a noodle and a scaboodle fladooodle?
Whatâs the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What's the difference between Batman and Robin?
Batman can go to the store without robbin'.