Difference jokes
What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.
My grandpa asked me to pass him his phone, but I passed him a calculator. He couldn't tell the difference.
What’s the difference from me and a gay person? You.
“The difference between Asians and Caucasians is the cau-”.
Your face.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician in a wheelchair?
Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.
What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?
Nothing, they're both receding.
What's the difference between a duck?
Hey, Patrick, what am I??
Uh, stupid?
No, I’m Texas!
What’s the difference??
😂😂😂😂
What's the difference between an umbrella and a tree?
I don't know.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.
What's the difference between a violinist and a dog?
The dog knows when to stop scratching.
What's the difference between 8 and 9? When you have the 9, everyone wants to be your friend.
What's the difference between a used condom and the UCP?
The condom was actually useful at one point.
What’s the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on one.