Difference jokes
What's the difference between a pool and a toddler?
One doesn't scream when you go in dry ;)
What is the difference between a puppy and a fork?
I don’t microwave forks.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
What's the difference between a priest and a rapist?
What's the difference between Kanye West and an orphan?
Kanye West has parents.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person?
One has a dad, while the other searches.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?
Nothing.
What is the difference between shroud and a shroud imposter?
Shroud uses reddit, and the imposter uses WJE.
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What's the difference between broccoli & boogers?
People don't eat their broccoli.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
What is the difference between a human and a tree and a house? Is for dinner today after school today after I have school 🏫 I have for kids dinner 🍴 was that I had dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🍴 night is what time it when we went and get the dog 🐶 night and dinner 🍴 night I love 💕 it is the one ☝️ I did not have time today.
What's the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?
Acne doesn't cum on a kid's face 'til they're 13 or 14.
What is the difference between Madeleine McCann and a submarine?
They are both full of seamen and are at the bottom of the ocean.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel actually has family.
What is the difference between a human being in the car with the snow and a tree and a walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠 was your name on it haha 😂 day a day I was thinking of a good
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
What's the difference between a grape and an elephant?
I don't know, what?
They are both purple except for the elephant.
What’s the difference between a 5.7l v8 and a dead baby?
If you lift the hood on my car, you won’t find a 5.7l v8.