Difference jokes
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a can of Spam?
After 6 months in the woods, you'll still eat the can of Spam.
What is the difference between a horse and a rabbit?
A horse can't hoop.
What's the difference between a happy family and a car guy? Only one has a family.
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
Q. What's the difference between people and a toilet?
A. Neither does R. Kelly.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?
The tap can run.
What the difference between cats and dogs? They dont have one both taste good
What is the difference between Chinese and Japanese?
Some smile, others beam.
What's the difference between a midget and a tall person? Only one of them can ride the rides.
Jeffery Dahmer has two things: an RV and a pit.
What is different about the two is that one can't move and one has gas.
But what is similar is tha-
Wait, what is Jeffery doing? He has a knife, he is pulling men's pants down, he is...OH SHIT WHAT THE F-!
Sorry 'bout that......
Now, as I was saying,
What is similar about the two is that one has and is a cockpit.
Wait, a cockpit- JEFFERY WHAT THE F-!
What's the difference between an aborted fetus and an upside-down bar stool?
An upside-down bar stool can only pleasure 4 men.
What's the difference between a blonde and your computer?
You don't want your computer to go down on you.
What's the difference between a pool and a toddler?
One doesn't scream when you go in dry ;)
What is the difference between a puppy and a fork?
I don’t microwave forks.
What’s the difference between anal sex and vegetables? One is cruel to the person getting it in, the other is vegetables.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person?
One has a dad, while the other searches.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
What's the difference between a priest and a rapist?
What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?
Nothing.