Difference jokes
What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?
Nothing, they're both receding.
What's the difference between a duck?
Hey, Patrick, what am I??
Uh, stupid?
No, I’m Texas!
What’s the difference??
😂😂😂😂
What's the difference between an umbrella and a tree?
I don't know.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
The difference between gorge floyd and kobe is kobe got air
What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.
What's the difference between a violinist and a dog?
The dog knows when to stop scratching.
What's the difference between 8 and 9? When you have the 9, everyone wants to be your friend.
What's the difference between a used condom and the UCP?
The condom was actually useful at one point.
What’s the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on one.
What's the different when a little boy drops in Japan then and now?
When a little boy falls today he gets back up. But then everyone fell and never came back up.
What's the difference between a piranha and a teenage girl?
The piranha doesn't wear makeup.
What is a difference between a tree, tree house that yyyyy?
What do girls have that boys don’t have? Bobbies.
What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs are both the same!
I'm gonna finally put a stop to the fucking drama. I saw people bullying other people for years; Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake, just do jokes! Please! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don’t even know each other, but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! Just make jokes, people! That is why it’s called “Worst Jokes ever” not “Bully people forever.” So shut the hell up and get to joking! Jesus! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don’t even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fucking world!!!
“Addison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?” I might be 10, but during my time here, the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please, stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.
A boy is working on his English homework and asks his father for some help. "Dad, what's the difference between 'potential' and 'reality'?"
His dad replies, "I'll tell you what. Go ask your mother if she'd sleep with Robert Redford for a million bucks. Then go ask your sister if she'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million bucks. Once you have their answers, you'll know the difference."
So the boy goes to his mother and poses the question: "Would she sleep with Robert Redford for a million bucks?"
She answers, "Don't tell your Dad, but yes, I certainly would!"
The boy then goes to his sister and asks her his next question: "Would she sleep with Brad Pitt for a million bucks?"
"Oh definitely!" she answers, without a moment's thought.
The boy goes back to his father, an expression of understanding on his face.
"You're right, Dad, I know the difference now. Potentially, we're sitting on two million bucks. In reality, we're living with a couple of sluts."
What's the difference between a dead hooker and a watermelon?
The watermelon didn't scream when I sliced it.