Difference jokes
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between a Christian and a child who believes Santa exists?
Nothing. They both believe in fairytales!
What's the difference between Obama and Trump?
Obama was a president and Trump was a whiny bitch!
What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?
Outlaws are wanted :)
What is the difference between a gay man and a fridge? A fridge doesn't moan when you put meat in it.
What is the difference between a refrigerator and a baby?
The refrigerator doesn't cry when I put my meat in it.
What's the difference between sleeping pills and my beating my meat?
Sleeping pills actually come with a prescription.
What did Omnicron say to Delta?
"Same race, bud, different evolution."
"SIX FEET AWAY, OMNI! SIX FEET AWAY!"
What's the difference between PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with the terrorist.
What's the difference between a baby and a ball?
If you inflate the ball, it won't explode.
What is the difference between Twitter and this website?
There's no difference.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?
The tap can run.
“Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both And be one traveler, long I stood And looked down one as far as I could To where it bent in the undergrowth;
Then took the other, as just as fair, And having perhaps the better claim, Because it was grassy and wanted wear; Though as for that the passing there Had worn them really about the same,
And both that morning equally lay In leaves no step had trodden black. Oh, I kept the first for another day! Yet knowing how way leads on to way, I doubted if I should ever come back.
I shall be telling this with a sigh Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I— I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference.”
What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and a boomerang?
The boomerang is guaranteed to come back.
What's the difference between a speed bump and a road kill?
About 40 mph.