Difference

Difference jokes

Meat

What’s the difference between Burger King and Ron Jeremy?

BK doesn’t sell real meat.

Boomerang

What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?

One of the two actually came back.😂

Peg

What's the difference between a square peg in a round hole and a kilo of lard?

One's a good lot of fat; the other's a fat lot of good.

Radio

The radio is a player—it always gets turned on by lots of different people.

Dad

What's the difference between a boomerang and my dad?

My dad came back!

Drone

What's the difference between an Al Qaeda Base and a Pakistani School?

"I don't know man, I just fly the drones."

Priest

What’s the difference between a zit and a priest? The zit waits 'til you're 12 to cum on your face.

Orphan

Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.

Comma

What is the difference between a comma and a period?

A comma gives you a pause, but a period gives you sleep.

Mind

What's the difference between a UKIP voter and a shopping trolley?

Some shopping trolleys have minds of their own.

Putty

What’s the difference between me and Glow In The Dark Intelligent Putty? The putty’s intelligent!

Tattoo

Hey, the biggest distraction will never be my tattoos in this facility if you understand what I am saying.

But in all seriousness, welcome to the biggest frat party taking place near the ocean. I am most likely going to tell my family this or maybe not, depending what's going down. I am very adaptive through different circumstances.

Security

What's the difference between George Bush and Donald Trump?

One is into airline security, and one is into wall, turrets, and rockets.

What's the similarity between George Bush and Donald Trump?

It just doesn't work...

Lambo

What’s the difference between 80 dead babies and a Lambo? I don’t have a Lambo in my garage.

Gold

What's the difference between a boy and gold?

More people want gold.

Christ

What's the difference between the Christ and Anti-Christ? The Romans put sugar syrup on the second one.

Cancer

What's the difference between cancer and my dad?

Cancer is still here. 😂😂😅😅😐😐😪😪😥😥😭😭