Difference jokes
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
What did Michael say to the boy in his room at sleepovers?
"You are not alone."
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't toot when you put meat in it.
What's the difference between a woman with a penis and a terrorist? You can negotiate with the terrorist.
What's the difference between a surgeon and God?
God knows he's not a surgeon.
What the difference between cats and dogs? They dont have one both taste good
What’s the difference between a child and a suicider?
One stays quiet forever...
What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.
What’s the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
What is the difference between Jesus and the devil?
When the devil came to Earth, he was the one with the nail gun.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only difference between Michael and Jeffrey is Epstein wasn't a smooth criminal, and Michael was.
What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave?
I don't have a slave in my sex dungeon.
What is the difference between a hipster and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers.
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
what's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? the trampoline doesn't cave in when i jump on it.
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭
What's the difference between a pool and a toddler?
One doesn't scream when you go in dry ;)
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is made of plastic and bad for kids; the other one holds shopping.
What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?
Nothing, they're both receding.
Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones.
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.