Difference jokes

What’s the difference between a boomerang and my dad?

Only the boomerang came back. It’s been 14 years, where’s my dad?

What’s the difference between a whale and Lizzo?

Absolutely nothing.

What's the difference between Cain Dashiell and Down syndrome?

Nothing.

Jeffery Dahmer has two things: an RV and a pit.

What is different about the two is that one can't move and one has gas.

But what is similar is tha-

Wait, what is Jeffery doing? He has a knife, he is pulling men's pants down, he is...OH SHIT WHAT THE F-!

Sorry 'bout that......

Now, as I was saying,

What is similar about the two is that one has and is a cockpit.

Wait, a cockpit- JEFFERY WHAT THE F-!

What is the difference between lettuce and a hamburger?

When the lettuce runs, the hamburger cries.

Mrs. Harolen: Students, tomorrow's assignment is to bring your parents to school for a conference with the teacher information.

Garen: I want to know who cannot bring their parents to a conference. ORPHANS!

Students: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Mrs. Harolen: Garen sit down! NOW!

Garen: Hey, why can't orphans get a dog? They don't have their parents to drive them to the animal shelter.

Halen: Yeah! Why are orphans racist? Because they never saw their parents with a different race!

Students: No, that's not funny!

Student: SHUT UP!

What is the difference between me and a retard?

At least I have chromosomes.

What's the difference between a bad joke and an actually bad joke?

An actually bad joke is not funny, like this one!

What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?

They both talk like they're on fent.

W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this. 😥🥺

*runs away in tears*

What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?

Egyptians have mummies.

What's the difference between cars and grass?

They both have wheels, except for the grass.

What is the difference between a human and the human rights act, a tree house, and a human being?

What's the difference between milk and my dad?

Nothing, I apparently am allergic to both because I never see either of them.

Hey guys. I just wanted to say, while I think some rape jokes can be funny, not one of these are. In fact, I find them pretty horrifying.

I was raped when I was fourteen (about six years ago), and I have made one rape joke in my entire life when, last year, I said "I don't fuck with rapists, I just get fucked by them." I thought it was funny. No one else did, and they were probably right in that.

My point is this: rape jokes CAN be funny when they are used by victims as a way of coping with trauma. They CANNOT be funny when they are made about raping someone else. Even if there is a difference between joking about raping someone and raping someone, it is absolutely disgusting to think such a horrific crime is funny, and I am sure at least some of the posters on this page have already crossed the line into committing rape.

Great material for social scientific research, though, gentlemen. Really well done.

What's the difference between white people and Africans?.... The white people get water.

What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?

I like you!

What's the difference between you and a Barbie? There is no difference. Both of your faces are fake.

What’s the difference between a living and dead person?

I don’t know, I just bury the coffin.

What’s the difference between bossatron5678 and a gay man?

One isn’t retarded, and one isn’t gay; the gay man is dead.