What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.
What is the difference between a dead baby and an orphan?
The dead baby happened on purpose while the orphan came out as an accident!
What's the difference between tuna, a piano and glue?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
What's the difference between pussy and pizza... nothing because I'll eat them both.
What’s the difference between a motorcycle and a mutilated body?
I don’t have a motorcycle in my garage.
This is the account of music provider just let you I post for the enjoyment of myself, and to spread different kinds and types of music willingly. I do not respond for the soul reason of ✨people✨ and do not take offense to anything that I post. If you have and issues or just wanna talk contact me i'm only discord so that's all you getting (not being rude) ill put my discord in the comments.
School is a lot like boot camp. The only difference is that you don't have to get deployed to get shot at.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan is more capable of speaking clearly.
What's the difference between an orphan and a puppy?
Parents enjoy the presents of a puppy.
The difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?
Isaacs Newton died a virgin.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
what the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza nothing i eat both of them
What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of your mouth, while the other one doesn't!
What can you tell [as] a difference between [a] man and a woman [in a] relationship?
Both of them are just full of shit.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
My therapist said to try having a different outlook on life.
I agree. I should have a different outlook on life. Preferably from underground.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?
The orphan gets back up.
What's the difference between a Demon and a Redhead?
The Demon at least has a trade offer.
What’s the difference between grandma getting ran over by a reindeer, and a poor kid’s parents getting ran over by military tractors?
When grandma got ran over by a reindeer, the kids actually gave a sh*t.
What's the difference between a fish and a car?
You can tune a car... but you can't TUNA fish! x3
