Difference jokes
What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.
What's the difference between 8 and 9? When you have the 9, everyone wants to be your friend.
What's the difference between a used condom and the UCP?
The condom was actually useful at one point.
What is the difference between Obama and Osama?
Osama didn't kill innocent civilians with missile strikes.
What's the difference between an umbrella and a tree?
I don't know.
What's the difference between a duck?
Hey, Patrick, what am I??
Uh, stupid?
No, I’m Texas!
What’s the difference??
😂😂😂😂
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
What's the difference between a violinist and a dog?
The dog knows when to stop scratching.
What’s the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician in a wheelchair?
Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on one.
What's the difference between a boomerang and a Black father?
A boomerang comes back.
What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?
Nothing, they're both receding.
What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?
Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.
You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.
What's the difference between a piranha and a teenage girl?
The piranha doesn't wear makeup.
What's the difference between a Christian and a child who believes Santa exists?
Nothing. They both believe in fairytales!
What’s the difference between an orphan’s parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang came back.