Difference jokes
What's the difference between Kanye West and an orphan?
Kanye West has parents.
What is the difference between shroud and a shroud imposter?
Shroud uses reddit, and the imposter uses WJE.
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If you guys dont like my jokes, you can just dislike and not leave a comment, ok?
What's the difference between broccoli & boogers?
People don't eat their broccoli.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
What is the difference between a human and a tree and a house? Is for dinner today after school today after I have school 🏫 I have for kids dinner 🍴 was that I had dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🍴 night is what time it when we went and get the dog 🐶 night and dinner 🍴 night I love 💕 it is the one ☝️ I did not have time today.
What's the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?
Acne doesn't cum on a kid's face 'til they're 13 or 14.
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
What's the difference between a grape and an elephant?
I don't know, what?
They are both purple except for the elephant.
What is the difference between Madeleine McCann and a submarine?
They are both full of seamen and are at the bottom of the ocean.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel actually has family.
What is the difference between a human being in the car with the snow and a tree and a walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠 was your name on it haha 😂 day a day I was thinking of a good
What’s the difference between a 5.7l v8 and a dead baby?
If you lift the hood on my car, you won’t find a 5.7l v8.
What is the difference between the assassination of César and the assassination of Jesus?
They were both killed by Romans.
What's the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls?
You can only unload one of them with a pitch fork.
What's the difference between a pope/preacher and acne?
Acne comes on your face when you're 13.
What is the difference between a human and a house? A human can walk, and a house cannot walk.
What's the difference between MetaCareForAll and the resurrection of our lord and savior Jesus Christ?
One of them is an unrealistic fantasy that can never come true because it wouldn't work. The other one is the resurrection our lord and savior Jesus Christ.
What is the difference between human rights and the Earth?
The Earth has been to be between two games a year after school, a time and fun game that has.
What is the difference between a refrigerator and a baby?
The refrigerator doesn't cry when I put my meat in it.