Difference jokes
What's the difference between Kelly Clarkson and a Florida real estate agent?
A Florida real estate agent screws over seniors, Kelly Clarkson screws little children.
I did a good job and walk walk home and walk walk to the car and drive. What is the difference between a good [what]?
Yo momma so slutty, when she got a throat swab, the lab found eight different types of semen on her tonsils.
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.
What's the difference between me and a depressed kid? At least I'm out of the grave.
What is the difference between a bag of chips and a gun?
If you pull one of them suddenly, everybody wants to be your friend.
What’s the difference between air and a six year old?
Air has resistance.
What's the difference between dementia and a strawberry?
I don't know. I forgot.
What's the difference between depression and a girl?
XXXTentacion can't seem to beat depression.
What's the difference between Jesus and a holy whore?
Jesus got pegged against a cross.
What's the difference between you and a calendar?
Calendars got dates.
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.
Q: What's the difference between rape and marriage?
A: With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman afterwards.
What's the difference between me and the rest of America?
I love one and hate the other.
Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.
What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?
Only the taste.
What is the difference between a baby and a sweet potato?
About 140 calories.
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!