Difference jokes
What is the difference between a human and a house? A human can walk, and a house cannot walk.
What's the difference between MetaCareForAll and the resurrection of our lord and savior Jesus Christ?
One of them is an unrealistic fantasy that can never come true because it wouldn't work. The other one is the resurrection our lord and savior Jesus Christ.
What is the difference between human rights and the Earth?
The Earth has been to be between two games a year after school, a time and fun game that has.
What's the difference between Arsenal and West Ham?
Arsenal can win trophies and win games.
What is the difference between a refrigerator and a baby?
The refrigerator doesn't cry when I put my meat in it.
“The difference between Asians and Caucasians is the cau-”.
What’s the difference from me and a gay person? You.
What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.
My grandpa asked me to pass him his phone, but I passed him a calculator. He couldn't tell the difference.
What's the difference between 13 dead babies and a skeleton?
There aren't any, there's 13 skeletons in my closet.
Your face.
What's the difference between a Christian and a child who believes Santa exists?
Nothing. They both believe in fairytales!
What’s the difference between an orphan’s parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang came back.
You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.
What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?
Nothing, they're both receding.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
What's the different when a little boy drops in Japan then and now?
When a little boy falls today he gets back up. But then everyone fell and never came back up.
What's the difference between a piranha and a teenage girl?
The piranha doesn't wear makeup.
What's the difference between a duck?