Difference jokes
What's the difference between an American police man and a Christian?
At least a Christian kneels in church.
What's the difference between a mole and a priest?
One will till your 13 to put hairs on your face.
What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?
Nothing, they both spout shit.
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What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
What's the difference between a cop and bacon?
Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.
What's the difference between me and you?
I leave white stains in your mom's bed, and you leave white stains in my mom's bed!
What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?
They both talk like they're on fent.
What's the difference between a car and a car?
I have absolutely no idea, sorry.
What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?
A violin has "strings" and a fiddle has "strangs."
What did Omnicron say to Delta?
"Same race, bud, different evolution."
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What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
What is bigger than an elephant but smaller than two elephants?
A different sized elephant.
What's the difference between my wife and her sisters?
Her sisters ate hotter, and I married the grenade.
What’s the difference between me and grass? Grass doesn’t cut itself.
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
Lucas is bronze 1 in RL.
What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Answer: The mosquito stops sucking if you slap hard enough.
What's the difference between Jesus and Christmas tree lights?
They can both flash.