Difference jokes
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a can of Spam?
After 6 months in the woods, you'll still eat the can of Spam.
What is the difference between a horse and a rabbit?
A horse can't hoop.
What's the difference between a happy family and a car guy? Only one has a family.
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
What the difference between cats and dogs? They dont have one both taste good
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.
What's the difference between Canada and the USA?
In the USA, Trump is sitting in the Oval Office.
In Canada, he'd be sitting in the waiting room of a MAiD clinic.
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What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
What's the difference between me and you?
I leave white stains in your mom's bed, and you leave white stains in my mom's bed!
What is the difference between Chinese and Japanese?
Some smile, others beam.
What's the difference between a cop and bacon?
Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.
What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?
Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?
The tap can run.
What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?
A violin has "strings" and a fiddle has "strangs."
Q. What's the difference between people and a toilet?
A. Neither does R. Kelly.
What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?
Nothing, they both spout shit.
What's the difference between a midget and a tall person? Only one of them can ride the rides.
Jeffery Dahmer has two things: an RV and a pit.
What is different about the two is that one can't move and one has gas.
But what is similar is tha-
Wait, what is Jeffery doing? He has a knife, he is pulling men's pants down, he is...OH SHIT WHAT THE F-!
Sorry 'bout that......
Now, as I was saying,
What is similar about the two is that one has and is a cockpit.
Wait, a cockpit- JEFFERY WHAT THE F-!
What's the difference between an aborted fetus and an upside-down bar stool?
An upside-down bar stool can only pleasure 4 men.