Difference jokes
Q: What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?
A: A Lamborghini isn't a very fun hobby.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a school shooter?
A school shooter actually makes an impact on its targets.
What's the difference between your mom and a troll?
Nothing, they both look the same.
What's the difference between broccoli & boogers?
People don't eat their broccoli.
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Porsche?
I don't have a Porsche in the garage.
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a piece of shit? A. Shit isn't orange.
What's the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hoe? A hoe can wash her crack and sell it again.
What’s the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby?
Dogs only lick peanut butter off private parts.
What’s the difference between prison and concentration camps?
At least you don’t die when you shower.
What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce down south?
Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer.
Husband: “Honey, what’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection?”
Wife: “ok... what is it?”
Husband: “I don’t have a Ferrari right now.”
What’s the difference between me and Chester Bennington?
I know how to use an exercise band.
Americans leave without saying goodbye, and Russians say goodbye without leaving.
What's the difference between Batman and Robin?
Batman can go to the store without robbin'.
What’s the difference between anal sex and vegetables? One is cruel to the person getting it in, the other is vegetables.
Hey, Patrick, what am I??
Uh, stupid?
No, I’m Texas!
What’s the difference??
😂😂😂😂
How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water?
199, because the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real).
Get?
What's the difference between Christian theocrats and Islamic fundamentalists?
Presentation.
What's the difference between friends and family?
One is actually real.