Difference jokes
What's the difference between 13 dead babies and a skeleton?
There aren't any, there's 13 skeletons in my closet.
My grandpa asked me to pass him his phone, but I passed him a calculator. He couldn't tell the difference.
What’s the difference from me and a gay person? You.
Your face.
What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?
Nothing, they're both receding.
What's the difference between an umbrella and a tree?
I don't know.
What's the difference between a duck?
What's the difference between a used condom and the UCP?
The condom was actually useful at one point.
What's the difference between 8 and 9? When you have the 9, everyone wants to be your friend.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.
Hey, Patrick, what am I??
Uh, stupid?
No, I’m Texas!
What’s the difference??
😂😂😂😂
What’s the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
What's the difference between a violinist and a dog?
The dog knows when to stop scratching.
What's the difference between a piranha and a teenage girl?
The piranha doesn't wear makeup.
You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician in a wheelchair?
Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on one.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.