Difference jokes

What is the difference between Chinese and Japanese?

Some smile, others beam.

What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?

Nothing, they both spout shit.

What's the difference between a cop and bacon?

Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.

What's the difference between a midget and a tall person? Only one of them can ride the rides.

Jeffery Dahmer has two things: an RV and a pit.

What is different about the two is that one can't move and one has gas.

But what is similar is tha-

Wait, what is Jeffery doing? He has a knife, he is pulling men's pants down, he is...OH SHIT WHAT THE F-!

Sorry 'bout that......

Now, as I was saying,

What is similar about the two is that one has and is a cockpit.

Wait, a cockpit- JEFFERY WHAT THE F-!

What's the difference between an aborted fetus and an upside-down bar stool?

An upside-down bar stool can only pleasure 4 men.

What's the difference between a pool and a toddler?

One doesn't scream when you go in dry ;)

What is the difference between a puppy and a fork?

I don’t microwave forks.

What's the difference between a Black person and a White person?

One has a dad, while the other searches.

What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?

What's the difference between Kanye West and an orphan?

Kanye West has parents.

What's the difference between a priest and a rapist?

What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?

Nothing.

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Well, at least one gets picked.

What is the difference between shroud and a shroud imposter?

Shroud uses reddit, and the imposter uses WJE.

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What's the difference between broccoli & boogers?

People don't eat their broccoli.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?

Clash Royale still has a tower.

What is the difference between a human and a tree and a house? Is for dinner today after school today after I have school 🏫 I have for kids dinner 🍴 was that I had dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🍴 night is what time it when we went and get the dog 🐶 night and dinner 🍴 night I love 💕 it is the one ☝️ I did not have time today.

What's the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?

Acne doesn't cum on a kid's face 'til they're 13 or 14.