Difference jokes
What's the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls?
You can only unload one of them with a pitch fork.
What is the difference between the assassination of César and the assassination of Jesus?
They were both killed by Romans.
What's the difference between a pope/preacher and acne?
Acne comes on your face when you're 13.
What's the difference between a blonde and your computer?
You don't want your computer to go down on you.
What's the difference between an American police man and a Christian?
At least a Christian kneels in church.
What's the difference between MetaCareForAll and the resurrection of our lord and savior Jesus Christ?
One of them is an unrealistic fantasy that can never come true because it wouldn't work. The other one is the resurrection our lord and savior Jesus Christ.
What is the difference between a human and a house? A human can walk, and a house cannot walk.
What is the difference between human rights and the Earth?
The Earth has been to be between two games a year after school, a time and fun game that has.
What's the difference between Arsenal and West Ham?
Arsenal can win trophies and win games.
What is the difference between a refrigerator and a baby?
The refrigerator doesn't cry when I put my meat in it.
What's the difference between 13 dead babies and a skeleton?
There aren't any, there's 13 skeletons in my closet.
What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.
My grandpa asked me to pass him his phone, but I passed him a calculator. He couldn't tell the difference.
What’s the difference from me and a gay person? You.
“The difference between Asians and Caucasians is the cau-”.
Your face.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician in a wheelchair?
Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.