Difference jokes
What's the difference between Jesus and Christmas tree lights?
They can both flash.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Answer: The mosquito stops sucking if you slap hard enough.
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.
Q. What's the difference between people and a toilet?
A. Neither does R. Kelly.
Lucas is bronze 1 in RL.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a can of Spam?
After 6 months in the woods, you'll still eat the can of Spam.
What is the difference between a horse and a rabbit?
A horse can't hoop.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?
The tap can run.
What's the difference between a happy family and a car guy? Only one has a family.
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
What’s the difference between a 5.7l v8 and a dead baby?
If you lift the hood on my car, you won’t find a 5.7l v8.
What the difference between cats and dogs? They dont have one both taste good
What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?
A violin has "strings" and a fiddle has "strangs."
What’s the difference between me and grass? Grass doesn’t cut itself.
What's the difference between a midget and a tall person? Only one of them can ride the rides.
Jeffery Dahmer has two things: an RV and a pit.
What is different about the two is that one can't move and one has gas.
But what is similar is tha-
Wait, what is Jeffery doing? He has a knife, he is pulling men's pants down, he is...OH SHIT WHAT THE F-!
Sorry 'bout that......
Now, as I was saying,
What is similar about the two is that one has and is a cockpit.
Wait, a cockpit- JEFFERY WHAT THE F-!
What's the difference between an aborted fetus and an upside-down bar stool?
An upside-down bar stool can only pleasure 4 men.
What's the difference between a pool and a toddler?
One doesn't scream when you go in dry ;)
What is the difference between a puppy and a fork?
I don’t microwave forks.