Difference jokes
What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?
Nothing, they both spout shit.
What's the difference between a cop and bacon?
Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?
The tap can run.
What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?
A violin has "strings" and a fiddle has "strangs."
What the difference between cats and dogs? They dont have one both taste good
What's the difference between a happy family and a car guy? Only one has a family.
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.
Q. What's the difference between people and a toilet?
A. Neither does R. Kelly.
What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
What's the difference between my wife and her sisters?
Her sisters ate hotter, and I married the grenade.
What’s the difference between me and grass? Grass doesn’t cut itself.
What did Omnicron say to Delta?
"Same race, bud, different evolution."
"SIX FEET AWAY, OMNI! SIX FEET AWAY!"
Lucas is bronze 1 in RL.
What's the difference between a car and a car?
I have absolutely no idea, sorry.
What's the difference between me and you?
I leave white stains in your mom's bed, and you leave white stains in my mom's bed!
What is the difference between Chinese and Japanese?
Some smile, others beam.
What is bigger than an elephant but smaller than two elephants?
A different sized elephant.
What's the difference between Jesus and Christmas tree lights?
They can both flash.
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.