Difference jokes
Here are 20 jokes for you:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them!
How does a bee style its hair? With a honeycomb!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs!
Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be bagels!
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots!
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer!
I hope these jokes brought a smile to your face! Let me know if you'd like to hear more.
WARNING OFFENSIVE: What is the difference between a redhead and a brick? ... A brick gets laid.
So what is the difference between a real doctor and a doctor of philosophy?
One cures the sick and the other makes them sick!
What's the difference between a cheater and your mom?
They both cheated!
What is a difference between a tree? Tree 🌲 was the day you get.
What time is it when you get mad 😡 at school? Time to calm down.
What is the difference between Betty White and Paul Walker?
Betty didn’t reach 100 before she died.
What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home? Was your dinner night and dinner night?
What's the difference between a human and a tree?
A human can chop down a tree.
A tree can't chop down a human.
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
You've probably heard this one before, but screw it.
What's the difference between Jesus Christ and the kid I just killed?
Jesus Christ probably died a virgin.
What’s the difference between a hoe and a rooster?
A rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo," and a hoe says, "Any cock will do."
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? We know who Jesus’s dad was.
What's the difference between my mum and my dad?
My mum stayed.
What's the difference between anal rape and a microwave?
A microwave won't brown your meat.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.
What is the difference between a dead baby and an orphan?
The dead baby happened on purpose while the orphan came out as an accident!
What's the difference between tuna, a piano and glue?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
What's the difference between pussy and pizza... nothing because I'll eat them both.