Difference jokes

What's the difference between an aborted fetus and an upside-down bar stool?

An upside-down bar stool can only pleasure 4 men.

What's the difference between a pool and a toddler?

One doesn't scream when you go in dry ;)

What is the difference between a puppy and a fork?

I don’t microwave forks.

What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?

Nothing.

What's the difference between a Black person and a White person?

One has a dad, while the other searches.

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Well, at least one gets picked.

What's the difference between a priest and a rapist?

What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?

What's the difference between Kanye West and an orphan?

Kanye West has parents.

What is the difference between shroud and a shroud imposter?

Shroud uses reddit, and the imposter uses WJE.

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What's the difference between broccoli & boogers?

People don't eat their broccoli.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?

Clash Royale still has a tower.

What is the difference between a human and a tree and a house? Is for dinner today after school today after I have school 🏫 I have for kids dinner 🍴 was that I had dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🍴 night is what time it when we went and get the dog 🐶 night and dinner 🍴 night I love 💕 it is the one ☝️ I did not have time today.

What's the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?

Acne doesn't cum on a kid's face 'til they're 13 or 14.

Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?

Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.

What's the difference between a grape and an elephant?

I don't know, what?

They are both purple except for the elephant.

What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?

Vin Diesel actually has family.

What is the difference between a human being in the car with the snow and a tree and a walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠 was your name on it haha 😂 day a day I was thinking of a good

Q. What's the difference between fucking a coma patient and fucking a cabbage?

A. You have to cut a hole in the cabbage.