Difference jokes
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
What is bigger than an elephant but smaller than two elephants?
A different sized elephant.
What's the difference between Jesus and Christmas tree lights?
They can both flash.
What's the difference between a car and a car?
I have absolutely no idea, sorry.
What is the difference between Madeleine McCann and a submarine?
They are both full of seamen and are at the bottom of the ocean.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a can of Spam?
After 6 months in the woods, you'll still eat the can of Spam.
What’s the difference between me and grass? Grass doesn’t cut itself.
What is the difference between a horse and a rabbit?
A horse can't hoop.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?
The tap can run.
What's the difference between a happy family and a car guy? Only one has a family.
What the difference between cats and dogs? They dont have one both taste good
What’s the difference between a 5.7l v8 and a dead baby?
If you lift the hood on my car, you won’t find a 5.7l v8.
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.
Q. What's the difference between people and a toilet?
A. Neither does R. Kelly.
What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?
A violin has "strings" and a fiddle has "strangs."
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?
Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
What's the difference between me and you?
I leave white stains in your mom's bed, and you leave white stains in my mom's bed!
What is the difference between Chinese and Japanese?
Some smile, others beam.