Difference jokes
Q: What's the difference between a grandma fetish and necrophilia?
A: A few weeks.
What’s the difference between anal sex and vegetables? One is cruel to the person getting it in, the other is vegetables.
What's the difference between a mole and a priest?
One will till your 13 to put hairs on your face.
The difference between women and beer is that beer makes you happy for nothing, why women make you angry for nothing.
What's the difference between an American police man and a Christian?
At least a Christian kneels in church.
What's the difference between Canada and the USA?
In the USA, Trump is sitting in the Oval Office.
In Canada, he'd be sitting in the waiting room of a MAiD clinic.
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What’s the difference between a fetus and a jar of pickles?
The pickles aren’t as tasty in a jar.
What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?
Nothing, they both spout shit.
What's the difference between me and you?
I leave white stains in your mom's bed, and you leave white stains in my mom's bed!
What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?
Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
What is the difference between Chinese and Japanese?
Some smile, others beam.
What's the difference between a car and a car?
I have absolutely no idea, sorry.
What's the difference between a cop and bacon?
Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.
What's the difference between my wife and her sisters?
Her sisters ate hotter, and I married the grenade.
What is the difference between Madeleine McCann and a submarine?
They are both full of seamen and are at the bottom of the ocean.
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
What is bigger than an elephant but smaller than two elephants?
A different sized elephant.
What did Omnicron say to Delta?
"Same race, bud, different evolution."
"SIX FEET AWAY, OMNI! SIX FEET AWAY!"