What is the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage. :)
What's the difference between a 14-year-old boy and an 8-year-old boy?
The 14-year-old is on top, the 8-year-old is on the bottom.
WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BOOMERANG AND MY DAD only the boomerang came back its been 14 years wheres my dad
What's the difference between PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with the terrorist.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What's the difference between a noodle and a scaboodle fladooodle?
What’s the difference between the milk and drugs?
My dad brought the drugs back, not the milk though! 😭
What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman?
A fetus has more rights.
What’s the difference between a whale and Lizzo?
Absolutely nothing.
What's the difference between me and you?
Nothing, the fudge you expected ni-
What's the difference between Batman and Robin?
Batman can go to the store without robbin'.
Q: What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?
A: A Lamborghini isn't a very fun hobby.
What is the difference between you and me? I have parents and yours left...
What's the difference between Cain Dashiell and Down syndrome?
Nothing.
Jeffery Dahmer has two things: an RV and a pit.
What is different about the two is that one can't move and one has gas.
But what is similar is tha-
Wait, what is Jeffery doing? He has a knife, he is pulling men's pants down, he is...OH SHIT WHAT THE F-!
Sorry 'bout that......
Now, as I was saying,
What is similar about the two is that one has and is a cockpit.
Wait, a cockpit- JEFFERY WHAT THE F-!
What is the difference between lettuce and a hamburger?
When the lettuce runs, the hamburger cries.
Mrs. Harolen: Students, tomorrow's assignment is to bring your parents to school for a conference with the teacher information.
Garen: I want to know who cannot bring their parents to a conference. ORPHANS!
Students: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Mrs. Harolen: Garen sit down! NOW!
Garen: Hey, why can't orphans get a dog? They don't have their parents to drive them to the animal shelter.
Halen: Yeah! Why are orphans racist? Because they never saw their parents with a different race!
Students: No, that's not funny!
Student: SHUT UP!
What is the difference between a human and human rights act to a tree house to the human being and the
What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?
Egyptians have mummies.
W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this. 😥🥺
*runs away in tears*
