Difference jokes
What’s the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A stoner has papers.
Roses are red, your penis is blue, the bed sheet has turned a different color, too.
What is the difference between a snow woman and a snowman?
Snowballs.
What is the difference between a human and a burger?
What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.
What is the difference between a pornstar and a mosquito?
No one stops sucking.
Say yes if you wanna fuck.
Once I saw Donald Trump and an orange and couldn’t tell the difference 😂
What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?
The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.
A man comes to a bar and has a drink. Then his bully came to him and stole his drink. Then the bully asked, "What's wrong?"
The man said that "I'm trying to kill myself. I tried getting hit by a train, but the train went on a different track. Then I tried to jump off a bridge, but I fell on a boat full of pillows. Then I tried to poison myself."
Then the bully says, "Then what?" Then the man replied, "You just drank it." Then the man left.
What's the difference between a baby and a ball?
If you inflate the ball, it won't explode.
What is the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
I did a good job and walk walk home and walk walk to the car and drive. What is the difference between a good [what]?
Me and my brother talking about relationships.
Me: We live kind of differently.
Brother: We're sort of alike.
Me: We're not alike.
Brother, because he's taken: 'Cause you don't have a boyfriend!
My thoughts: You're right. 'Cause I have a girlfriend!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked. Orphans don't.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
What's the difference between a Lambo and a boner?
Your sister didn't give me a Lambo.
What is the difference between a man peering through the key hole and a woman in the bath?
One is rude and nosy; the other is rude and nosy.
"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"
In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
How do you cook macaroni? With a shark-spoon-a-rooni!