Difference jokes
What's the difference between the microphone and Bambi?
One is a Welsh idea, the other's a well shy deer.
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a piece of shit? A. Shit isn't orange.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowgirl?
Snowballs.
What’s the difference between a teenage girl and a cat? One’s a psycho and the other is a cat.
Q: What's the difference between a grandma fetish and necrophilia?
A: A few weeks.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby?
Both of their legs don't work.
What’s the difference between anal sex and vegetables? One is cruel to the person getting it in, the other is vegetables.
What's the difference between an American police man and a Christian?
At least a Christian kneels in church.
The difference between women and beer is that beer makes you happy for nothing, why women make you angry for nothing.
What's the difference between a mole and a priest?
One will till your 13 to put hairs on your face.
What did Omnicron say to Delta?
"Same race, bud, different evolution."
"SIX FEET AWAY, OMNI! SIX FEET AWAY!"
What’s the difference between me and grass? Grass doesn’t cut itself.
What's the difference between my wife and her sisters?
Her sisters ate hotter, and I married the grenade.
Lucas is bronze 1 in RL.
What's the difference between a car and a car?
I have absolutely no idea, sorry.
What is bigger than an elephant but smaller than two elephants?
A different sized elephant.
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
What's the difference between Jesus and Christmas tree lights?
They can both flash.
What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Answer: The mosquito stops sucking if you slap hard enough.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪