Difference

Difference jokes

Baby

What’s the difference between a 5.7l v8 and a dead baby?

If you lift the hood on my car, you won’t find a 5.7l v8.

Family

What's the difference between a happy family and a car guy? Only one has a family.

Guy

Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?

Because they don't have titties.

Death

What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?

Nothing, they're both dead.

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Calorie

What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato?

About 140 calories.

Fetus

What’s the difference between a fetus and a jar of pickles?

The pickles aren’t as tasty in a jar.

Midget

What's the difference between a midget and a tall person? Only one of them can ride the rides.

Jeffery Dahmer

Jeffery Dahmer has two things: an RV and a pit.

What is different about the two is that one can't move and one has gas.

But what is similar is tha-

Wait, what is Jeffery doing? He has a knife, he is pulling men's pants down, he is...OH SHIT WHAT THE F-!

Sorry 'bout that......

Now, as I was saying,

What is similar about the two is that one has and is a cockpit.

Wait, a cockpit- JEFFERY WHAT THE F-!

Fetus

What's the difference between an aborted fetus and an upside-down bar stool?

An upside-down bar stool can only pleasure 4 men.

Pool

What's the difference between a pool and a toddler?

One doesn't scream when you go in dry ;)

Fork

What is the difference between a puppy and a fork?

I don’t microwave forks.

Carrot

What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?

Nothing.

Dad

What's the difference between a Black person and a White person?

One has a dad, while the other searches.

Orphan

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Well, at least one gets picked.

Racist

What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?

Orphan

What's the difference between Kanye West and an orphan?

Kanye West has parents.

Imposter

What is the difference between shroud and a shroud imposter?

Shroud uses reddit, and the imposter uses WJE.

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If you guys dont like my jokes, you can just dislike and not leave a comment, ok?

Broccoli

What's the difference between broccoli & boogers?

People don't eat their broccoli.