What's the difference between me and an orphan's parents?
I actually come back with the milk.
Difference Jokes
What’s the difference between your wife and a light switch?
I don’t turn on a light switch.
What's the difference between me and a corpse? I mean, I'm not dead... yet, right?
What's the difference between an orange?
A hippopotamus riding a four-door motorcycle.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭
What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.
What's the difference between a blind man and a window?
The window can see through itself.
What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
What is the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
What’s the difference between a mistake and an orphan?
At least the mistake was loved.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What is the difference between you and an orphan?
Orphans have zero family.
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a razor blade?
A: Depends on which wound bleeds faster.
Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....
Good thing my brother's a little bit different.
What's the difference between a woman with a penis and a terrorist? You can negotiate with the terrorist.
What is the difference between a bag of chips and a gun?
If you pull one of them suddenly, everybody wants to be your friend.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apes get picked.
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.
