Difference jokes
Jesus has died on the cross to take away our sins. He has all power, but he won’t abuse it. He will help us through tough times. Have you ever felt that feeling in you that something is a bad idea? That’s Jesus. He is the savior and never let anyone say different.
Our Lord will watch us. We will go to Heaven, the promised land, only as long as we believe he’s real and always here. Don’t let anyone speak less and make you disbelieve in our Lord. This is your choice: believe and go to Heaven, or don’t believe and go to Hell, an eternal death. Make a choice.
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave?
I don't have a slave in my sex dungeon.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?
A rooster clucks defiance!
What's the difference between school and Hell?
There is no difference.
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
The difference between George Floyd and Kobe Bryant is Kobe got air.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What's the difference between me and a depressed kid? At least I'm out of the grave.
What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.
What's the difference between a pregnant girl and a light bulb?
... You can unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a pregnant girl.
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
What's the difference between a sex slave and a goat?
I don't have a sex slave in my basement...
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?
The prisoner.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and a bandit?
One's wanted.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family picture.