Difference jokes

What's the difference between BTS and Futurama? There's only one Bender in Futurama.

What's the difference between yo mama and German men?

The balls... German men don't have them.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

The apple gets picked.

What's the difference between vitiligo and plastic surgery?

Vitiligo doesn't alter facial features.

What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?

Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.

Why are dogs different than orphans?

Because dogs don't cry for their parents.

What's the difference between taking a shit and the Ottawa police force?

Usually taking a shit only requires one ass wipe!

What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?

The apples get picked.

What is the difference between Obama and Osama?

Osama didn't kill innocent civilians with missile strikes.

My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities!

What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?

The baseball player has a home to run back to.

What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.

What's the difference between orphans and apples? Apples get picked.

What do / and \ have in common?

They have different results.

What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.

An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."

He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"

He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and his wheelchair?

At least his wheelchair can pull a woman.

What's the difference between you and your sister?

Your dad.

What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.

What’s the difference between a dad and a boomer age?