Difference jokes

What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave?

I don't have a slave in my sex dungeon.

What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower?

One is beautiful.

What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family picture.

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.

What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.

What's the difference between emos and 9/11?

The emos are still there, high up off the ground.

What's the difference between a sex slave and a goat?

I don't have a sex slave in my basement...

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

Apples get picked.

What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?

The prisoner.

What is the difference between an orphan and a bandit?

One's wanted.

Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?

Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!

What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?

My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.

What's the difference between a pregnant girl and a light bulb?

... You can unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a pregnant girl.

What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?

One is wanted and one's not.

What's the difference between me and a depressed kid? At least I'm out of the grave.

What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce down south?

Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer.

Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?

Thing 2: I don't know, what?

Thing 1: One gets hard faster.

What's the difference between a government and a pawn shop?

They lower you.

What is the difference between chocolate and sex?

I would rather eat the chocolate first and then make love.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A rooster clucks defiance!