Difference jokes

Someone walks up to his dad and says, "Dad, what’s the difference between potentiality and reality?" Soo ok, the dad says to the son, "Go ask your mother, sister, and your brother if they’d sleep with the postman for $1,000,000." So the son comes back 5 minutes later and said, "Dad, they all said they would sleep with the postman." So, son, potentially, we have a million dollars, but in reality, we have two sluts and a gay one."

What’s the difference between God and Hitler?

God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.

What is the difference between the snow boots on a day today, but you have the one was the night you were coming tomorrow? I can get home night time for.

Have you heard about the Pillsbury Dough Boy? He died of a yeast infection.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A black lady goes inside the drug store on Eight Mile Road in the city of Detroit, Michigan, and asks the pharmacist, "I would like to buy a box of tampons."

And then the black lady is asked by the pharmacist, "Do you want to buy the box of mini pads, or do you want to buy the box of maxi pads?"

And then the black lady asks the pharmacist, "What is the difference?"

And then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "What is your flow like?"

And then the black lady tells the pharmacist, "Linoleum."

What's the difference between a dump truck of dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't own a Ferrari.

What is the difference between a human and a tree and yyyyy night I can drive yyy earth 🌏?

What's the difference between a snowman and a snow lady?

Snowballs!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

What's the difference between a Christian and a child who believes Santa exists?

Nothing. They both believe in fairytales!

Jesus has died on the cross to take away our sins. He has all power, but he won’t abuse it. He will help us through tough times. Have you ever felt that feeling in you that something is a bad idea? That’s Jesus. He is the savior and never let anyone say different.

Our Lord will watch us. We will go to Heaven, the promised land, only as long as we believe he’s real and always here. Don’t let anyone speak less and make you disbelieve in our Lord. This is your choice: believe and go to Heaven, or don’t believe and go to Hell, an eternal death. Make a choice.

What is the difference between a zebra and a female NCO?

A zebra didn't have to suck and fuck to get its stripes.

What’s the difference between toilet paper and a curtain?

So, it was you....

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

The apple gets picked.

What's the difference between a piranha and a teenage girl?

The piranha doesn't wear makeup.

What's the difference between yo mama and German men?

The balls... German men don't have them.

What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad?

The pizza guy shows up when you call him.

If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there.

If you're almost there and then she laughs, then you've got a whole different problem on your hands.

What’s the difference between erotic and kinky?

Erotic is usually a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.

What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?

The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.