Difference jokes
What's the difference between me and a depressed kid? At least I'm out of the grave.
What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad?
The pizza guy shows up when you call him.
If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there.
If you're almost there and then she laughs, then you've got a whole different problem on your hands.
What’s the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic is usually a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.
What's the difference between yo mama and German men?
The balls... German men don't have them.
What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.
What's the difference between BTS and Futurama? There's only one Bender in Futurama.
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?
About 3 years.
What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with misophonia?
One makes the annoying noises, while the other hates the annoying noises.
What's the difference between a pregnant girl and a light bulb?
... You can unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a pregnant girl.
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.
What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave?
I don't have a slave in my sex dungeon.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
What's the difference between a sex slave and a goat?
I don't have a sex slave in my basement...
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?
The prisoner.
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
What is the difference between an orphan and a bandit?
One's wanted.