Difference jokes
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.
What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
Q: What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
A: Apples get picked.
What's the difference between yes and no...
Nothing.
What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?
A belly button.
What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.
What's the difference between a rock and a woman?
The flat ones get skipped.
What is the difference between a dog and a cat?
I don't know either.
Why do you think I asked you? ;)
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?
About 3 years.
What's the difference between a blonde chick and Alzheimer's?
None, because they both forget a lot.
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
What's the difference between a drill and a priest?
Nothing, they both like screwing stuff!
What is the difference between a redhead and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist!
Jayden March, a name so bold, Never knew the joy of cookies untold. In a world of sugar and sweet delight, He stood apart, an unusual sight.
While others indulged in sugary bliss, Jayden abstained, dismissing the kiss Of chocolate chips and dough so divine, His willpower strong, his resolve intertwined.
No oatmeal raisin or double fudge, Could tempt his taste buds, not even a nudge. For Jayden March, a different path he took, In a world of cookies, he never partook.
His reasons unknown, a mystery untold, Perhaps he sought something purer than gold. Or maybe he craved a different kind of treat, One that couldn't be found in a cookie sheet.
But as the years passed by, curiosity grew, Whispers of wonder, questions anew. Why did Jayden March deny such delight? Was there a secret hidden in his resolute fight?
Some say he found solace in nature's embrace, In the rustle of leaves and the wind's gentle pace. Others believed his heart sought a different reward, In acts of kindness, love freely poured.
Jayden March, a man of mystery and grace, Marched to a beat only he could embrace. In a world of cookies, he found his own way, Leaving us wondering, pondering day by day.
For though he never tasted the sweetness of a treat, Jayden March's story remains incomplete. A reminder to us all, to explore and define, Our own desires, our own paths to find.
So let us celebrate Jayden's unique choice, And listen to the whisper of our own inner voice. For in a world of cookies, may we remember, That sometimes it's the journey, not the taste, we treasure.
What is the difference between a tree?
What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?
You cry when you cut an onion.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan has all their teeth intact.
What's the difference between Jesus and a holy whore?
Jesus got pegged against a cross.
What's the difference between cancer and a baby?..
There is none.
What’s the difference between football and rape?
Women don’t like football.