Difference jokes
What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce down south?
Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
What's the difference between a sex slave and a goat?
I don't have a sex slave in my basement...
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?
The prisoner.
What is the difference between an orphan and a bandit?
One's wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower?
One is beautiful.
What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?
A rooster clucks defiance!
What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and a boomerang?
The boomerang is guaranteed to come back.
What is the difference between chocolate and sex?
I would rather eat the chocolate first and then make love.
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste!
What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?
An emo slits.
Every time someone calls you a little different, car? Just say, "No, I'm not."
What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?
Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad?
The pizza guy shows up when you call him.
If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there.
If you're almost there and then she laughs, then you've got a whole different problem on your hands.
What’s the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic is usually a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.