Difference jokes
What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and a boomerang?
The boomerang is guaranteed to come back.
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste!
What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?
An emo slits.
What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?
Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
Every time someone calls you a little different, car? Just say, "No, I'm not."
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What’s the difference between toilet paper and a curtain?
So, it was you....
What's the difference between Canada and the USA?
In the USA, Trump is sitting in the Oval Office.
In Canada, he'd be sitting in the waiting room of a MAiD clinic.
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?
About 3 years.
What’s the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic is usually a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.
What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with misophonia?
One makes the annoying noises, while the other hates the annoying noises.
What's the difference between yo mama and German men?
The balls... German men don't have them.
What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.
What's the difference between BTS and Futurama? There's only one Bender in Futurama.
What is the difference between me and food?
Food has a use.
What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What is the difference between a pencil and a woman?
At least one has a point.
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a razor blade?
A: Depends on which wound bleeds faster.