Difference jokes
What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman? A fisherman has to bring proof back.
What's the difference between my dad and milk? There is no difference; they both left.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between a suicide bomber and your mom?
A suicide bomber doesn't abort their mission like your mom did when she had you.
What's the difference between a dick and a rock?
One's hard.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowgirl?
Snowballs.
What’s the difference between a police man and a bullet?
At least when a bullet kills someone, it’s actually fired.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
The snowballs.
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other is just a watermelon.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Suck dick.
What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?
One you cut into 2 with a knife.
And the watermelon you cut into pieces.
What's the difference between my ass and the toddlers in my uncle's basement?
My ass doesn't cry when he sticks it in late at night.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.
Q. What's the difference between an Alzheimer's patient and a tomato? A. A tomato isn't a vegetable.
What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?
A tire.
(A tire as in clothes and the tire? U get it? No? I'm lonely. Add me on Xbox: DECIMUS PAX)
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
I care when my computer crashes.
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.