Difference jokes
What is the difference between a zebra and a female NCO?
A zebra didn't have to suck and fuck to get its stripes.
What’s the difference between toilet paper and a curtain?
So, it was you....
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?
Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there.
If you're almost there and then she laughs, then you've got a whole different problem on your hands.
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?
About 3 years.
What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with misophonia?
One makes the annoying noises, while the other hates the annoying noises.
What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.
What's the difference between a pregnant girl and a light bulb?
... You can unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a pregnant girl.
What's the difference between me and a depressed kid? At least I'm out of the grave.
What's the difference between school and Hell?
There is no difference.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste!
Every time someone calls you a little different, car? Just say, "No, I'm not."
What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?
The prisoner.
What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave?
I don't have a slave in my sex dungeon.
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.