Difference jokes
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?
About 3 years.
What's the difference between BTS and Futurama? There's only one Bender in Futurama.
What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with misophonia?
One makes the annoying noises, while the other hates the annoying noises.
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste!
What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?
An emo slits.
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
Every time someone calls you a little different, car? Just say, "No, I'm not."
What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?
Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave?
I don't have a slave in my sex dungeon.
What's the difference between me and a depressed kid? At least I'm out of the grave.
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.
What's the difference between a pregnant girl and a light bulb?
... You can unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a pregnant girl.
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?
Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
What's the difference between school and Hell?
There is no difference.