Difference jokes
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower?
One is beautiful.
Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?
Thing 2: I don't know, what?
Thing 1: One gets hard faster.
What's the difference between a government and a pawn shop?
They lower you.
What is the difference between chocolate and sex?
I would rather eat the chocolate first and then make love.
What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?
Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What’s the difference between toilet paper and a curtain?
So, it was you....
What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad?
The pizza guy shows up when you call him.
If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there.
If you're almost there and then she laughs, then you've got a whole different problem on your hands.
What’s the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic is usually a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with misophonia?
One makes the annoying noises, while the other hates the annoying noises.
What's the difference between BTS and Futurama? There's only one Bender in Futurama.
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?
About 3 years.
What's the difference between a piranha and a teenage girl?
The piranha doesn't wear makeup.
Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?
Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!
What's the difference between yo mama and German men?
The balls... German men don't have them.
What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.