Difference jokes

It's important to have a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between "antidote" and "anecdote," one of my best friends would still be alive.

What's the difference between a God and my mom?

My mom exists. I mean... she did at one point! Unlike any "Gods."

What's the difference between me and the rest of America?

I love one and hate the other.

What's the difference between me and an orphan's parents?

I actually come back with the milk.

What’s the difference between your wife and a light switch?

I don’t turn on a light switch.

What's the difference between me and a corpse? I mean, I'm not dead... yet, right?

What's the difference between an orange?

A hippopotamus riding a four-door motorcycle.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.

She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭

What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.

What's the difference between a blind man and a window?

The window can see through itself.

What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.

Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!

What is the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?

I don't know.

What’s the difference between a mistake and an orphan?

At least the mistake was loved.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples get picked.

What is the difference between you and an orphan?

Orphans have zero family.

Q: What's the difference between a knife and a razor blade?

A: Depends on which wound bleeds faster.

Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....

Good thing my brother's a little bit different.

What's the difference between a woman with a penis and a terrorist? You can negotiate with the terrorist.