Difference jokes
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower?
One is beautiful.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
Every time someone calls you a little different, car? Just say, "No, I'm not."
What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?
Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.
Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?
Thing 2: I don't know, what?
Thing 1: One gets hard faster.
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
What's the difference between school and Hell?
There is no difference.
The difference between George Floyd and Kobe Bryant is Kobe got air.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family picture.
What's the difference between a government and a pawn shop?
They lower you.
What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?
A rooster clucks defiance!
What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and a boomerang?
The boomerang is guaranteed to come back.
What is the difference between chocolate and sex?
I would rather eat the chocolate first and then make love.
What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?
An emo slits.
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste!
What’s the difference between toilet paper and a curtain?
So, it was you....
Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?
Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.