Difference jokes
Q: What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler?
A: One got to finish a race.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby?
You can't fuck a rock.
What's the difference between Carrie Underwood and a robot?
A robot can feign empathy.
What’s the difference between me and Chester Bennington?
I know how to use an exercise band.
He was telling the truth in a different way...
What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.
How are genders and twin towers alike? There used to be 2, but now it's a sensitive topic.
What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?
A tire.
(A tire as in clothes and the tire? U get it? No? I'm lonely. Add me on Xbox: DECIMUS PAX)
What's the difference between a dick and a rock?
One's hard.
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a piece of shit? A. Shit isn't orange.
What’s the difference between a nose and an orphan? A nose gets picked more.
What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.
What's the difference between a fly and a bird?
A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird.
What's the difference between a happy family and a car guy? Only one has a family.
What's the difference between the righteous and a sinner?
You decide.
What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.
What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?
If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.
What is the difference when I have my dick in your mouth or when you have yours in mine?
Oh, I forgot, you don't got one, bitches, suck my dick.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack was surprised to see she had different eyes, and that’s when he realized... Jack had fucked Jill’s daughter.