What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
Difference Jokes
What's the difference between a Mexican and a frog?
One jumps in ponds, the other leaps over the border. :)
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
What's the difference between Jesus and Christmas tree lights?
They can both flash.
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
What's the difference between your girlfriend and sister? Nothing if you're from Alabama.
What's the difference between an emo and my clothes?
My clothes don't hang themselves.
What’s the difference between a dad and a boomer age?
What is the difference between a baby and a canoe?
I would never put a canoe in my garage.
What is the difference between the President of Ukraine and the President of the United States?
The President of Ukraine is a comedian, and the President of the United States is a joke!
What is the difference between a comedian and a clown?
A comedian leads Ukraine, and a clown leads America.
Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns.”
Q: What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler?
A: One got to finish a race.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blind kid?
They both can’t see their parents. 😂😂😂😂😂
What's the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? Nothing, we're both broken.
What's the difference between my arm and my stomach? My stomach isn't ripped.
what's the difference between my hand and my blade? my hand isn't sharp.
What is the difference between an orphan and a bandit?
One's wanted.
What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?
One is Super. The other is just soup.
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
