Difference jokes
I got arrested because I cremated a guy. They said the guy had been alive when I burned him. I mean, it's an early cremation—what's the difference?
What's the difference between a bad joke and an actually bad joke?
An actually bad joke is not funny, like this one!
What's the difference between family and cats...
Cats won't abuse you at Christmas.
What’s the difference between me and grass? Grass doesn’t cut itself.
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.
What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman? A fisherman has to bring proof back.
What is the difference between an orphan and a snake?
A snake has a home to go to underground.
What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?
People actually want stuff in a supermarket.
What's the difference between a grape, an apple, and an arm? You don't slice a grape.
What's the difference between limbs of babies and a dick?
I've never sucked on dicks.
Lucas is bronze 1 in RL.
Ayo Lucas, a sussy baka!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between Nemo and my dad?
Nemo was eventually found.
What is the difference between Madeleine McCann and a submarine?
They are both full of seamen and are at the bottom of the ocean.
What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget?
Very little.
What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby?
I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.
What's the difference between you and an orphan?
Nothing.