Difference jokes
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
Here’s one for the Aussies: What’s the difference between an echidna and a police car? All the pricks are on the inside.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?
I like you!
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
What’s the difference between Geico and a wife?
Geico saves you more.
What’s the difference between a life and a nuclear bomb?
I don’t have a life.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.
What's the difference between a gamer and dog poop?
Dog poop touches grass.
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....
Good thing my brother's a little bit different.
What's the difference between Lana Del Rey and Milli Vanilli?
Milli Vanilli won a Grammy.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and Eminem? Eminem was never proven to beat his wife in court, but Johnny Depp was.
What's the difference between Kanye West and an orphan?
Kanye West has parents.
I now know what my first tattoo should be, zebra stripes! Not like anyone would know the difference between them.
What's the difference between Paul Walker's car and a petite white girl?
There is no difference.
They both got split open by a huge log.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family picture.