Difference jokes
You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?
He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.
What's the difference between Autism and Gender?
Autism is on a spectrum.
You know if you poo on the toilet at 11:59 PM...
Then at 12:01 AM, it's just the same shit, different day...
What's the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.
What's the difference between me and the rest of America?
I love one and hate the other.
What’s the difference between your wife and a light switch?
I don’t turn on a light switch.
What's the difference between a pig and a police officer?
The pig smells better.
Your hairline is in a different area code.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower?
One is beautiful.
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
What's the difference between an orphan and Stuart Little?
Stuart Little got chosen!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?
One makes your day and one makes your whole week.
What's the difference between a dwarf and a Japanese man?
I don't know, you tell me.
What's the difference between you and your sister?
Your dad.
What's the difference between a God and my mom?
My mom exists. I mean... she did at one point! Unlike any "Gods."
What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Answer: The mosquito stops sucking if you slap hard enough.