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Difference jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?

I can only fit three fingers inside the bowling ball.

What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

(A tire as in clothes and the tire? U get it? No? I'm lonely. Add me on Xbox: DECIMUS PAX)

What's the difference between the microphone and Bambi?

One is a Welsh idea, the other's a well shy deer.

What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?

Refrigerators don't queef when you pull your meat out.

Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

So you're the one!

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    • What's the difference between a Lambo and a boner?

    Your sister didn't give me a Lambo.

    What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

    You take your shoes off to jump on one.

    What's the difference between Al Qaeda and Ms. Frizzle? One flew a plane into the Twin Towers; one flew a bus into the school.

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    • What is the difference between Bin Laden and Santa? One stops at the top of the skyscraper.

    What's the difference between Hitler and a feminist?

    At least Hitler actually did something.

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    • What’s the difference between dead babies and a cat?

    The cat is still alive.

    What’s the difference between cat food and tonight’s dinner?

    Nothing, it’s all just mystery meat.

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    • I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.

    What's the difference between a maze and a depressed life? One of them you can find a way out of.

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    • What’s the difference between a penis and a golf ball?

    A penis always goes in the hole.

    What's the difference between a dead baby and a slice of pizza?

    A dead baby can't feed a family.