Difference jokes
What's the difference between a dick and a cannon?
Your dick shots longer.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?
The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What's the difference between a smart blonde and a dinosaur?
The dinosaur once existed.
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
What’s the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
Only the boomerang came back. It’s been 14 years, where’s my dad?
What's the difference between a feminist and a pencil?
One of them has a POINT:)
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies?
I don’t put fruit in a blender.
What's the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?
An outlaw is wanted.
What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
I can only fit three fingers inside the bowling ball.
What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?
A tire.
(A tire as in clothes and the tire? U get it? No? I'm lonely. Add me on Xbox: DECIMUS PAX)
What's the difference between the microphone and Bambi?
One is a Welsh idea, the other's a well shy deer.
What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
Refrigerators don't queef when you pull your meat out.
What's the difference between 20 and 14?
9 to 10 years.
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?
So you're the one!
What's the difference between anal and oral sex?
An and Or!
What's the difference between a Lambo and a boner?
Your sister didn't give me a Lambo.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on one.
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate.
What's the difference between Al Qaeda and Ms. Frizzle? One flew a plane into the Twin Towers; one flew a bus into the school.
What is the difference between Bin Laden and Santa? One stops at the top of the skyscraper.