Difference jokes
What is the difference between a small child and a watermelon?
One I eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon.
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex?
One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at, the other one is a coconut.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil?
One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning...
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and ten 6-year-olds?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA and the other is USB! 😂😂😂
What's the difference between a mosquito and a pornstar? One stops sucking when you smack it.
What's the difference between a baby and a mansion?
I've never seen the inside of a mansion.
What is the difference between eating a baby and a doughnut?
Babies are healthier.
What is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humor?
Dark humor never dies!
What's the difference between me and my best friends?
At least one of us has a house.
What's the difference between Black and White people?
Blacks don't need N-Word Passes.
What's the difference between a computer and a crumpled person? A computer runs.
What's the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an "H", but we all know which one we would like to do.
My grandpa asked me to pass him his phone, but I passed him a calculator. He couldn't tell the difference.
What’s the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg.
What the difference between cats and dogs? They dont have one both taste good
What's the difference between a chocolate cake and a dead baby?
About 5000 calories.
What’s the difference between a mushroom and a tree?
One's a fucking tree.
What’s the difference between a bleeding child and a bleeding chimpanzee?
They're both crazy and now dead.