Difference jokes
What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
Some people think jokes about child abuse are funny.
I'm not sure if I think that, but they do seem to hit different.
What's the difference between milk and my dad?
Nothing, I apparently am allergic to both because I never see either of them.
What's the difference between my dad and milk? There is no difference; they both left.
Q: What's the difference between a CEO and a beer can?
A: Beer cans don't bleed when they get shot.
What is the difference between a brown bear and a polar bear?
About a few thousand miles.
Q: What's the difference between Terri Schiavo and a tomato?
A: A tomato isn't a vegetable.
Q. What's the difference between fucking a coma patient and fucking a cabbage?
A. You have to cut a hole in the cabbage.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
Q. What's the difference between a Kevlar vest and a CEO?
A. The CEO isn't bulletproof.
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man???
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?
What's the difference between Taco Bell and KFC?
KFC doesn't have Border Patrol agents surrounding all of its buildings right now.
What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital?
I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.
Q: What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?
A: One has hope in her soul and one has soap in her hole.
What's the difference between a casino and a church?
You actually mean it when you pray at a casino.
What is the difference between the government and organized crime?
Only one of them is organized.
Americans leave without saying goodbye, and Russians say goodbye without leaving.
What's the difference between sex and mental illness?
Most of Reddit has experienced mental illness.
What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?
They both talk like they're on fent.