Difference jokes
What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman?
A fetus has more rights.
What's the difference between me and you?
I leave white stains in your mom's bed, and you leave white stains in my mom's bed!
What's the difference between me and Bill Cosby?
I haven't been caught.
What's the difference between sex and gender?
You can't have gender with your sister.
My thighs have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?
They’re both alone, but only one is home.
Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.
What is the difference between me and a fire?
It's hot.
What's the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
School would be a lot different if the quiet kid had an RPG.
What's the difference between orphans and girlfriends? I don't have 100 girlfriends locked in my basement.
What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
The bench can support its family.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
What’s the difference between orphans and cars?
I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement.
What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?
Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.
What’s the difference between Hitler and Steven Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead, one painted the walls and the other committed suicide by pressing ALT + F4.
What's the difference between a mother and a father? The mother always comes back from the shop.
What's the difference between taking a shit and the Ottawa police force?
Usually taking a shit only requires one ass wipe!
What's the difference between my car and a school bus? A school bus takes them back home.