Difference jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?
Egyptians have mummies.
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.
What is the difference between the National Organization For Carpet Munchers and the National Organization For Women?
The National Organization For Women has more experience in being a carpet muncher because they eat more pussy.
What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What is the difference between a feminazi and a female prostitute?
If you want the female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What’s the difference between a Catholic and a rabbit?
One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids for predators.
What’s the difference between someone’s wife and a plate?
They both have to stay in the kitchen.
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?
The ant knows where home is.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?
One is a superhero, and the other is a simple command.
What’s the difference between a woman and a policeman? One of them have rights.
What's the difference between you and a Barbie? There is no difference. Both of your faces are fake.
What’s the difference between a mountain and your girl?
At least the mountain has two hills.
What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?
Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
Women can't take a joke!
Your hairline is so far back, it was in a different time zone on a flight with you.
What is the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can actually call home.
What’s the difference between a female farmer and Hitler’s girlfriend?
One bails her hay, and the other heils her bae.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.