Difference jokes
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
What’s the difference between a Black man and a Jew?
One was born burnt.
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
What’s the difference between women and cars?
At least cars retain some of their value after getting wrecked.
Difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing, no one cares how much lead is in those kids.
What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke? Timing.
What's the difference between Derek Boogaard and Kurt Cobain? Nothing, they were both fucked in the brain when they died.
What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?
A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.
What’s the difference between jelly and jam?
You can’t “jelly” it in her ass.
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
There are different types of Pokémon.
What is the difference between Nicole Brown Simpson and cancer?
OJ couldn’t kill cancer.
What's the difference between your mom in bed and Biden in the presidential race?
Your mom finishes.
What’s the difference between a cancer patient and a British news reporter in the South?
They usually don’t live to tell the tale.
What is the difference between a broom and a mop?
It’s hard to beat my girlfriend when she’s holding the mop.
What’s the difference between the way you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we look through.
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
What’s the difference between video games and my dad?
My dad doesn’t beat me.
What's the difference between MH370 and my dad?
Both disappeared, but one killed 239 people.
What's the difference between women and men?
Men have rights.