What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.
What’s the difference between black matter and Black Lives Matter?
Black matter leaves an impact.
What is the difference between an Isis training, camp and a school?
Not sure I just fly the drone
What's the difference between three cocks and a joke?
Your mom can't take a joke.
What’s the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A whore sleeps with everyone at the party. A bitch sleeps with everyone at the party—except you.
What’s the difference between me and Glow In The Dark Intelligent Putty? The putty’s intelligent!
There is a lot of difference between a man and a woman saying, "I went through a whole box of tissues watching that movie."
Whats the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?
Not too sure. I just fly the drone.
What's the difference between Kobe Bryant and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only 2 13-year-olds went down on Kobe's helicopter.
What’s the difference between a Black person and snow tires?
Snow tires still work after you take the chains off.
What's the difference between a piranha and a teenage girl?
The piranha doesn't wear makeup.
“The difference between Asians and Caucasians is the cau-”.
What's the difference between Pink Floyd and George Floyd? When Pink Floyd can't breathe, it because all their fans are smoking pot.
Q: What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?
A: One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.
What's the difference between a priest and a pimple?
A pimple will wait until you're 12 years old to come on your face.
What is the difference between a hipster and a hockey player? A hockey player showers.
What’s the difference between your dad and your hairline?
Nothing, they both ran off.
What’s the difference between erotic and kinky Erotic is usually a feather kinky is using the whole chicken
If you don’t know the difference between their, there, and they’re, then you're an idiot.
Jayden March, a name so bold, Never knew the joy of cookies untold. In a world of sugar and sweet delight, He stood apart, an unusual sight.
While others indulged in sugary bliss, Jayden abstained, dismissing the kiss Of chocolate chips and dough so divine, His willpower strong, his resolve intertwined.
No oatmeal raisin or double fudge, Could tempt his taste buds, not even a nudge. For Jayden March, a different path he took, In a world of cookies, he never partook.
His reasons unknown, a mystery untold, Perhaps he sought something purer than gold. Or maybe he craved a different kind of treat, One that couldn't be found in a cookie sheet.
But as the years passed by, curiosity grew, Whispers of wonder, questions anew. Why did Jayden March deny such delight? Was there a secret hidden in his resolute fight?
Some say he found solace in nature's embrace, In the rustle of leaves and the wind's gentle pace. Others believed his heart sought a different reward, In acts of kindness, love freely poured.
Jayden March, a man of mystery and grace, Marched to a beat only he could embrace. In a world of cookies, he found his own way, Leaving us wondering, pondering day by day.
For though he never tasted the sweetness of a treat, Jayden March's story remains incomplete. A reminder to us all, to explore and define, Our own desires, our own paths to find.
So let us celebrate Jayden's unique choice, And listen to the whisper of our own inner voice. For in a world of cookies, may we remember, That sometimes it's the journey, not the taste, we treasure.
