Difference jokes
A black lady goes inside the drug store on Eight Mile Road in the city of Detroit, Michigan, and asks the pharmacist, "I would like to buy a box of tampons."
And then the black lady is asked by the pharmacist, "Do you want to buy the box of mini pads, or do you want to buy the box of maxi pads?"
And then the black lady asks the pharmacist, "What is the difference?"
And then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "What is your flow like?"
And then the black lady tells the pharmacist, "Linoleum."
What's the difference between a baby and a cooked chicken?
Several hundred calories.
What's the difference between a hoe and a prostitute?
One is a tool. The other is your mom.
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a piece of shit? A. Shit isn't orange.
What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
Some people think jokes about child abuse are funny.
I'm not sure if I think that, but they do seem to hit different.
What's the difference between milk and my dad?
Nothing, I apparently am allergic to both because I never see either of them.
What's the difference between my dad and milk? There is no difference; they both left.
Q: What's the difference between a CEO and a beer can?
A: Beer cans don't bleed when they get shot.
What is the difference between a brown bear and a polar bear?
About a few thousand miles.
Q: What's the difference between Terri Schiavo and a tomato?
A: A tomato isn't a vegetable.
Q. What's the difference between fucking a coma patient and fucking a cabbage?
A. You have to cut a hole in the cabbage.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
Q. What's the difference between a Kevlar vest and a CEO?
A. The CEO isn't bulletproof.
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man???
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?
What's the difference between Taco Bell and KFC?
KFC doesn't have Border Patrol agents surrounding all of its buildings right now.
What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital?
I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.
Q: What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?
A: One has hope in her soul and one has soap in her hole.
What's the difference between a casino and a church?
You actually mean it when you pray at a casino.