Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.
So I heard Kenny's mom got moved to a nursing home. He'll probably leave her alone now. He doesn't eat vegetables.
MY DIET: MAKE ALL OF MY FRIENDS CUPCAKES THE FATTER THEY GET THE THINNER I LOOK...
why dont vegetarians moan during sex?
Because they dont want to admit that meat makes them happy
A wife and husband had been on a strict diet and the wife said yaknow weve been good about our diet lets have a cheat night tonight. The wife came home with kfc and wendys. the husband came home with sylvia from the office.
Is it ok to say nice to meat you go a vegan?
"Don't forget you are what you eat," said one person. "Then I should eat a skinny person." said the other.
Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don't pick it up.
the reason why I stopped eating salads was not to be unhealthy it was so I don't need to eat the wheelchairs along with all those fucking vegetables.
the sad thing is when they ride the scooters in wal mart.....really you declining to walk is what got your fat ass in that scooter to begin with.....and damned if they arent buying diet soda.....please....cull this shit...we dont need them in society...kfc is not a disease
The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks "so you don't miss fried chicken."
What do cows eat for breakfast? -- Moosli.
What do vegetarian zombies eat? -- Graaaaiins.
How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?
They'll tell you.
