Die jokes
What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?
Why did the chicken cro-
UM, ACTUALLY, THE CHICKEN CAN'T CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS IT'S UNDER SOME ROOSTER OR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN, AND THEY WILL DIE. 🤓
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
A priest sees a man about to commit suicide. The man says, "I have nothing to live for here. I will die, go to Heaven, and get 72 virgins." Then the priest says, "No need for this. I will take you to the local elementary school."
Why did Technoblade die?
'Cause he wanted to Skyblock in Heaven!
Memes
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.
So they can let me down one last time.
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
I think about my life, and then I think about death. I prefer death. If you ask me, life is just a time when you die. Basically, death is life, meaningless 0-0.
I was in Afghanistan and I had been captured by the Taliban. I was going to get the death penalty.
Suddenly a man came out of nowhere and offered to take the penalty. It was my idolo Penaldo. He missed the penalty. Now I will die. Shame on u Penaldo!
If reincarnation is correct, if you die now, you can be reborn and live a second life. If you were born in Ukraine, you can immediately live a third life.
Why did the joke die?
Because it's a meme!
Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.
Hey I have a joke for you.
My life hahah. I wanna die.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
Why do orphans die young?
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.