Die

Die jokes

Chicken

Why did the chicken cro-

UM, ACTUALLY, THE CHICKEN CAN'T CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS IT'S UNDER SOME ROOSTER OR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN, AND THEY WILL DIE. 🤓

Suicide

A priest sees a man about to commit suicide. The man says, "I have nothing to live for here. I will die, go to Heaven, and get 72 virgins." Then the priest says, "No need for this. I will take you to the local elementary school."

Memes

Coffin

When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.

So they can let me down one last time.

Jesus

Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.

Death

I think about my life, and then I think about death. I prefer death. If you ask me, life is just a time when you die. Basically, death is life, meaningless 0-0.

Penalty

I was in Afghanistan and I had been captured by the Taliban. I was going to get the death penalty.

Suddenly a man came out of nowhere and offered to take the penalty. It was my idolo Penaldo. He missed the penalty. Now I will die. Shame on u Penaldo!

Reincarnation

If reincarnation is correct, if you die now, you can be reborn and live a second life. If you were born in Ukraine, you can immediately live a third life.

Orphan

Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.

Emo kid

An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.

Shooting

Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.

Grass

Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will die itself.