A guy goes onto a rooftop bar, and is sitting next to a guy who says he's drinking a magical drink. He asks "What's so magical about it?" the guy drives a car and flies it around the rooftop. the other tries, but falls of and dies.
The bartender shakes his head, and says.
"Y'know, you're a real jerk when you're drunk superman.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree
because he died
My Grandmother died last month. The thing that bugs me to this day, I couldn't understand her last words ... through the pillow.
Why did ten die? It was between 9/11.
"If all of these structures break we will all die." And I said, "Hey, that is not supportive!" And he said, "It would be breaking news."
my departed uncle was a circus clown before he died
so all his friends came in one car
My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one. She went mad, "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?"
How did Stephan Hawking die? His core I5 Overheated. XD
What happens when Stephen hawking dies? The windows shutdown sound plays.
(A man is walking on a bridge and sees a lady over the railing)
Man: Ah.. suicidal eh? Are you gonna jump? Lady: Yep. I hate this world. Man: Well, if your gonna die, can we have sex before you jump? Lady: Hell no! You creep! Man: Ok, fine. I guess I'll just wait until your corpse washes onto the shore..
Why did the guy take a bath cuz he cum and it was too mess
I didn’t know Stephen Hawkins died. Oh god it must have been when I disconnected the wifi
my friend died from an allergic reaction.he gave me an EpiPen while he was dying so now i have something to remember him from.
Where do feminists go when they die "hell's kitchen"
My dad died the other day but, i was able to hear his last words"son are you still holding the ladder"
Stephen Hawkings just died. Have they tried rebooting him to factory settings?
how did the gay girl die? homocide
I SH so much, even when i die and become a ghost, you can see red striped floating around the room.
I either want to hang, stab, or shoot myself. I'm dying to choose.
die
