Why did Technoblade die?
'Cause he wanted to Skyblock in Heaven!
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.
So they can let me down one last time.
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
I think about my life, and then I think about death. I prefer death. If you ask me, life is just a time when you die. Basically, death is life, meaningless 0-0.
I was in Afghanistan and I had been captured by the Taliban. I was going to get the death penalty.
Suddenly a man came out of nowhere and offered to take the penalty. It was my idolo Penaldo. He missed the penalty. Now I will die. Shame on u Penaldo!
If reincarnation is correct, if you die now, you can be reborn and live a second life. If you were born in Ukraine, you can immediately live a third life.
Why did the joke die?
Because it's a meme!
Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.
Hey I have a joke for you.
My life hahah. I wanna die.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
Why do orphans die young?
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.
Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will die itself.
If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie Die Hard) dies of a Viagra overdose, would that mean he truly dies hard?
Prince, don't die! Just don't! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaasse!
The patient said, "When will this be over?"
The doctor said, "After you die."
The patient says, "Was that a morbid joke?"
The doctor says, "Well, um, actually, you'll die because we broke the needles and the cure."
The patient says, "Well, it's a bright day, maybe if you weren't clumsy!"
