my dad died in 9/11. he was such a good pilot
Dad:im dying Son:hi dying, im [name] Dad:really, now is not the time Son:im sorry Dad:hi sorry im dad (dies)
Who is the biggest slut in the world ms.pacman because you give her 25 cents and she swallows balls until she dies
What do you tell your butt check when you need to use the bathroom hold it in so you want get constipated and die.
Dr. Seuss Died September 24 but that was a lie Dr. Seuss when he was 97 he stole a plane and the last rhyme he did was “up in the sky so very far he comes Dr. Seuss allahuakbar”
what did they do with michael jackson when he died
he got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change
Why did Stephan hawking die? He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged
Just noticed something all celebrities die bad except for Elvis he had a relief after Taco Bell 🔔
Did he hear he died of a virus? A computer virus
Where would you take Stephen hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC world
When a military dies we shoot aII night, when a drunkard dies we drink aII night, when a Christian dies we pray all night. What if a prostitute dies,what should we do???please tell me
i feel bad for the people who died in 2001 those poor terrosists died doing their job.
A man and his friend walk into a bar on a 30 storey building and order a drink of beer, then one of the men jumps out the window and he can fly so he says to his mate "Gary, take a sip of this drink it makes you fly!" so Gary takes a sip of the drink, jumps out the window and dies, and the bartender says "gee, superman your a doosh when you drink"
How did the orphan die
Of sadness
Bully: You're gonna die. Me: Hurry up then.
How do we know Stephen is dying in hell
There’s a stairway to heaven.
What’s the differencd between prison and concentration camps? At least you don’t die when you shower.
A shop assistant is helping a little boy who can't find his mum in the supermarket.
He asks the boy "what's she like?'"
The boy says "Big Cocks and vodka"
before i die ima ask to be cremated. then ima eat a buncha popcorn kernels. then ill die, and get cremated. BOOM! im popcorn.
A lady asked if I heard about the mass shooting in Ohio. I said yes my friend died there. She said I’m so sorry. I said yeah I tried telling him the police had good aim. Worse than that he just found out his sister was cheating on him.
