Die Jokes

how did stephen-hawking die? he hit alt-f4

Why did the mailman die? Cause everyone dies

I put my heart and soul in my report, then my teacher says: Hey KIDS were going to repeat making current events about our state til we DIE ....No wonder when kids leave school they're soulless RIP Meh Soul

paul walker started in 3 movies fast and furious, gone in 60 seconds, to die hard

Why did Stephen Hawkins die?

He drove too far away from the wall.

How did Stephen King die? Some one unplugged the router.

how did sally die (how) she got shot (how) she could not run away

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my freind told me that he saw a yacht went close in to the yetis eye so i said to my freind did the yeti kiss but my freind said no the yeti have to play games every single day or the yeti will die.

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meow meow woof woof thats wgat animals say to me when i die

I have a riddle for u;

10 people are on a boat But they all die due to a tsunami except the captain Then, when he gets home, his wife serves him “penguin meat” Once he eats it, he starts crying Why?

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So Biden and the zele and Putin on a plane and the plane losses attitude and goes down but there are 2 parachutes and Putin takes the first one and jumps cause he is a greedy twat so he jumps but then Biden says “you go zele I am much older than you and it is so ok for me to die.” So zele takes the second one and jumps but when he did the plane regains attitude and Biden got to Washington DC all fine.they found out the reason was zele’s steels balls