Die jokes
One random YouTube comment in 2018: "Soon, a virus will come to Earth."
A year later: "Pahahahahah that comment is fake lmaoooo ahahahha!"
Another year later: "Time to die a painful death."
Another year later: "God has come with the cure!"
When you're in the war and you die and say to God, "Where is the gulag?"
Does anyone else just want to die, or is it just me?
Why did the cat cross the road?
To die.
"Where ya going?"
"When I die, hell, but right now, my room."
Memes
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his 4G ran out!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Only if Africans knew about condoms, so many mosquitoes wouldn't die of AIDS.
Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.
Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.
Falco: Wat...
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like everyone else in the plane.
What do you tell your butt cheek when you need to use the bathroom? "Hold it in, so you won't get constipated and die."
Why did the orphan die on the road? Because they had no one to hold their hand.
You see, my son is very into astronomy.
Son: How do stars die?
Dad: Usually overdose, son.
I'm such an asshole to my son, my wife divorced me.
How do we get a butt? God made us like that, and we can't change it. If you wanted to, you have to die <:
Why did Stephen Hawking die? His ethernet cable fell out.
To be brutally honest, I think his wife let him die for money, because they could just plug him back in. Surely they have an Android cable about?
Did you hear he died of a virus? A computer virus.
Why did Bob Ross die?
Because the paint brush stabbed him.