To be brutally honest, I think his wife let him die for money, because they could just plug him back in. Surely they have an Android cable about?
Why did Bob Ross die
Because the paint brush stabbed him
Did he hear he died of a virus? A computer virus
so my best friend's boyfriend broke up with her and she started to cry.So I'd told her a 'single' joke then she said," Go and fucking die you insensitive bitch!". I later said," ugh, fine as your BFF I will break his body for you-happy now?". She said," *sniff* yes".
When I die, I want my body to be cremated. And fucked! Fucked really hard, papí!! Like a real whore!! Like a real tramp!! Stuff your entire cock in there!!! Uhh!! Uhh!!
why do cows die cues they are to beef
i told my grampa hello and i said ope you die hahahhhhahahahahahhahahahhahaha
two persons were in a car the brakes were broken and they were so fast that they would crash and die. The driver said:" Oh no! we will die!" but the person sitting next to him replied:" Don't panic the stop sign at the end of the road will stop us."
why did the baby cross the road? because he wanted to die
how did stephen-hawking die? he hit alt-f4
Why did Stephen Hawkins die?
He drove too far away from the wall.
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!
Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.
Why did the mailman die?
'Cause everyone dies.
I put my heart and soul in my report, then my teacher says:
"Hey KIDS were going to repeat making current events about our state til we DIE."
....No wonder when kids leave school they're soulless.
RIP Meh Soul.
Desmend: FLY
Draco: FLY
Me: DIE
A shop assistant is helping a little boy who can't find his mum in the supermarket.
He asks the boy, "What's she like?"
The boy says, "Big Cocks and vodka!"
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the router.
I have a riddle for you:
10 people are on a boat, but they all die due to a tsunami except the captain.
Then, when he gets home, his wife serves him “penguin meat.”
Once he eats it, he starts crying.
Why?
