Hitler killed 18 million and only died once. Fucking camper
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning, he ate 12 year old nuts and a 13 year old wiener
bitches be like kill all men till a black guy dies
What happens to Mary Poppins when the wind dies down?
*Mary Poppins seen falling in background*
A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug" you are letting it slowly die.
The man was dangling by a string! ... I was jealous the day he died
I went to Starbucks today and they asked what I wanted and I replied with "to die, a shot of bleach and an deppresso expresso".
My grandpa died in 9/11 he crashed a plane
My cousin asked me "What do you think was going through Hitlers mind right before he died"
I told him "Probably a bullet"
When I die I what to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or," You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"
Did u know a erasor on a pencil slowly dies of your mistakes and did u know your actually supposed to live for 25 min but every time u breath resets time
tv: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED farther: Guns cause all these problems! Kid playing fnaf security breach *bang* *Bang* Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y
#1 Man : pretend your age is a level, I am Level 20
#2 Man : My son Died at level 4
#1 : Lol, Your son is a noob
On the lines of "I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous",
I'm dying to live forever !
What was the last thing that went through Aiden's head befor he died?
His elbow.
Why did the moderator of worstjokesever.com die?
He had a heart attack because he was a fat loser.
When the school shooter kills five people and the autistic kid yells "HEROES NEVER DIE".
3 blonde sisters die and are told by an angel that in order for them to go to heaven they have to pass all 100 steps. But each step has a joke , each joke gets funnier and funnier. And in order to pass them all, you can't laugh at any joke or else you go to hell. The blonde girls accept the offer. So the angel begins telling them the joke, one of the girls laughs at the 3rd step. The second blonde laugjhs halfway there. Finally, the last blonde was at the 100th step. The angel said ''this is the last step if you laugh you will go straight to hell with your sisters and if you don't you can pass. The blonde agrees and the angel starts to tell the joke, ''What do you ca..'' out of nowhere the blonde starts bursting out laughing. ''Why are you laughing I haven't even finished the joke yet''? The blonde replies '' I just got the first joke''.
*sing in music lesson* i want to die, i want to die, i want to choke myself, break my neck and die.
Why do people always talk about nine eleven??? my dad died that day he was a good pilot.
