Three men die the same time and I'll go to heaven to go find St Peter St Peter says to them is going to be a long journey to heaven so I will give you a good vehicle depending on how much you've cheated on your wives we'll start with you Michael since you were quite the womanizer you and cheating on your on your wife multiple times you will be getting a Toyota the man embarrassed left in the Toyota Nolan you you were better you cheated on your wife twice so I will give you a Mercedes now for now as for you mark you never cheated on your wife you are an absolute saint so I will be giving you a Lamborghini and the Man in the Toyota saw the man with the Lamborghini the next day crying like a child on his car and he and the Man in the Toyota what the hell is going on and the Man in the Lamborghini says I was through streets of Heaven and so my wife riding in roller skates
Why did hitler die? he got hit by ler
Why did Michael Jackson die. Because I have a new phone number and he does not know
Why did Technoblade die??
He couldn't respawn in real life!!
What do birds and children have in common? If you shoot them they die.
Why doe my kids die
Stinky Oussy :D
U die from robot bite
Did you know that if you die you can still be apart of family game night!! all you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass and the games that uses hour glasses well you will be apart of family game night.
Why did the orphan die? He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
imma eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before i die just to make the cremation a lil more interesting
How did Mace Windu die?
He fell out the windoo
girlfriend: you remind me of a cell phone
girlfriend's ex: why?
Girlfriend: because your about to die
Every woman will die in five seconds Mother : dies Sister : dies Girlfriend:lives You : 🤬
How to make an orphan die
Tell then to yell until their folks come home.
How did stephen hawking die? Somebody threw an EMP at him
Why do orphans want to die Because they might see there parents in heaven
one day my friend said: i want tacos from Katie's, you? and i said no thanks and she left i never saw her again, today i remember that i saw her name on TV as one of the victems of suicide, then i remember her and I's moto: if i'm dieing you dieing with me you got no chouse, i NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.
