Why did the dick go insane Someone kept messing with his head
Whatβs the difference between a tire and three-hundred-sixty-five used condoms?
Ones a good year the others a great year!
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sometimes when im sad i remember i have a big dick
What does a woman and Kentucky fried chicken Have in common? By the time you're done with the breasts and the thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
Isnt there a software company named after your Dick?
Microsoft?
James: I have a joke. Sex! Ronny: I don't get it. James: Exactly.
Whats the hardest thing about being a rapist?
My dick.