The daughter of an incestuous pedophile goes into the living room where he is watching TV and asks him if she can borrow the car that evening. "Sure honey! If you suck my dick! So she gets down on him but something is wrong. She pops her head up and says: "Dad! This tastes like shit!" "Oh yeah, I forgot" says the father "I already gave your brother the car for tonight."
What does gum in my dick have in common? Both get chewed on by a little kids
Why did the dick go insane Someone kept messing with his head
What’s the difference between a tire and three-hundred-sixty-five used condoms?
Ones a good year the others a great year!
Why do feminists eat so much pussy? to get the taste of dick out of their mouths does it cycle now you stupid bitches
Why do gay 👬 👨 👨 👨 👨 want to 😫 😫 😫 eat each others meat because 🥩 🥓 🥩 🍖 🍖 is meat and 👨 has to 😋 eat 🍖 🥓 🥩
Me: Hey dad, I'm in debt, my dick got cut off, I have depression, and I am suicidal...
Dad: Hi in debt, my dick got cut off, I have depression, and I am suicidal! I'm dad!
sometimes when im sad i remember i have a big dick
why do men like big tits and a flat ass? because they got little dicks and big mouths.
What does a woman and Kentucky fried chicken Have in common? By the time you're done with the breasts and the thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
Isnt there a software company named after your Dick?
Microsoft?
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass.
James: I have a joke. Sex!
Ronny: I don't get it.
James: Exactly.
What's the hardest thing about being a rapist?
My dick.
I caught my mom licking up and down and deep throat a banana. I said why are you doing that for. I’m doing it for practice for who could suck the best dick contest in the neighborhood.
My friend Richard is always bullying all the little kids in the neighborhood. He is such a Dick.
a girl walks up to her dad to ask for a dress for prom and he says suck my dick and ill buy you a dress and she does it and says to him dad your Dick tastes like shit and he says yeah your brother wanted a car
Little Johnny was playing with dick when his teacher walked in the room. She asked him what he was doing, he said Im doing my homework. The teacher saw how big his cock was and asked him to have sex with her. He willingly did so. Little johnny was already 25 so it didn't matter. The only thing was that he was homeschooled.
Daughter: Hey Dad, can I use your car? Dad: Sure, but first you have to give me a blow job" Daughter: Okay, (proceeds to service dad), Dad, Ewww, your dick tastes like shite!" Dad: Oh that's right, I lent your brother the car
Q.What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common? A.They're both really short.
