Dick

Dick jokes

Adult

Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick

Candy

On Halloween you better hide your candy, or else there will be a fella named Big Dick Randy.

Brothel

What did the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?

"Beat it. We're closed."

Book

Have you heard of the book about the transgender whale?

It’s called "Maybe Dick."

Head

Why did the dick go insane?

Someone kept messing with his head.

Condom

What’s the difference between a tire and three-hundred-sixty-five used condoms?

One’s a good year; the other’s a great year!

Feminist

Why do feminists eat so much pussy?

To get the taste of dick out of their mouths.

Does it cycle now, you stupid bitches?

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  • Meat

    Why do gay men want to eat each other's meat because meat is meat, and man has to eat meat?

    Dad

    Me: Hey dad, I'm in debt, my dick got cut off, I have depression, and I am suicidal!

    Dad: Hi in debt, my dick got cut off, I have depression, and I am suicidal! I'm dad!

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  • Virgin

    Comic: God, you're a fuckin' virgin, aren't you?!

    Gerald: No! I've been 'round the block loads of times; women practically drool over me.

    Comic: Yeah, and the Archbishop of Banterbury, mate. A name like Gerald, and with added 'four eyes' like them shit pair of glasses from FOUR EYED SPECCY INSTITUTION, mate, the only woman your dick has been in was when you were inside your mom's womb.

    Man

    Why do men like big tits and a flat ass?

    Because they got little dicks and big mouths.

    Woman

    What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

    By the time you're done with the breasts and the thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

    Sex

    James: I have a joke. Sex!

    Ronny: I don't get it.

    James: Exactly.

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