what did the sign on an out-of-business brothel say
beat it. we're closed
James: I have a joke. Sex! Ronny: I don't get it. James: Exactly.
Why are feminists always against men? because men can piss with something that they can't piss with dicks
I started a new job. My boss said "Hi, my name is Rebecca, but people call me Becky". I said "My name is Kyle, but people call me Dick".
She said "how do you get Dick from Kyle?" I replied "you just ask nicely
My dick was in the book of world records.
But then the librarian asked me to take it out
technically, a human is hollow. we have an empty tube through us from the mouth and nose to the asshole and dick or pussy. we are bascially tubes
The dick said to the ass, "this place is a shit hole".
The ass replied, "yes, but you still keep coming".
i like dick
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up suck a big dick
Ur dick
what do you call a dick playing badminton? a shuttlecock.
What did the dentist say when he looks into a patients mouth?
I C D K
You know what I see?
DICK :0
A man walks into a bar with an alligator and a stick. He walks up to the bartender and offers to put on a show for the bar's patrons in exchange for a drink. The bartender agrees, so he pulls down his pants, sticks his dick in the alligators mouth and starts whacking it with the stick. After he's done and gets his drink he asks if anyone else would like a go.
A lady gets up and says yes she would like a go, asks that he doesn't hit her with the stick.
What’s the difference between a tire and three-hundred-sixty-five used condoms?
Ones a good year the others a great year!
How much of a homophobic heterosexual man are you? I'm so homophobic I won't suck a big dick that has ketchup on it
Being a hooker shouldn't be illegal. It's like having an Airbnb for your dick.
Chuck Norris' dick is so big that it has its own dick. And his dicks dick is still bigger that Bruce Lee.
Your mom said can you get to the dick game
Whats in a mans mouth when he realizes he's gay
A dick
Why does the catholic church have a glory hole inside the confessional booth? so a priest give a anonymous blowjob to another bisexual man or a gay man or a heterosexual man that has a big dick after the priest hears their confession
