Dick jokes
"Dick dick dick, fuck dick nugget shit."
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I'm stroking my dick and thinking of you.
Your dick is as flat as your grandma's heart rate.
Boy: Your dick is so small, oh wait, you don't have one.
Older boy: UNO reverse card!
Spell IHOP, now say 'ness' at the end... 😂 ...I ate your penis!
What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick.
Little Johnny stooped down to lick my balls and deep dick my throbbing knob.
How do you turn a straight guy into a gay guy? Well... for starters, you grab that ass of his, drag him into the bathroom, and tell him to suck my long, big pineapple, and thus you have yourself one straight guy converted into a dick-sucking machine.
My name is Justin. I like dick. Lit? Let me eat you out like?
What's the definition of a bastard?
Answer: A man with a 1 inch dick and a 10 inch tongue and all he wants to do is fuck!
10 dicks up your mom's ass!
Lol, I have a teeny black dick.
Wanna suck my dick?
No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.
Little Johnny fucked a girl, ran away, fucked another, ran, went to the strip club, got a private dance, he has sex with them, fucking ran, yelled to some random bitch ass guy, "Fuck him, he's a bitch." He bends down, they have sex on the street, they go home, have sex, little Johnny wakes up, questions himself, fucking does it again. He goes to the strip club, fucks some more people, when he is drunk, questions himself some more, then tries phone sex, but his dick is too small.
Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."
Dick muncher.
My dick is hard, what's your name?
Guy: shows girlfriend his dick.
Girlfriend: "Cool, where is it?"