i like my women like i like my coffee
without other peoples dicks in it
Sex is like show and tell, you show your pussy and dick and then you tell each other how you feel
Little johnny's dad was driving him to school when they came up on a couple in a convertible. It was apparent that they were arguing. You could then see the woman pull out a knife. Seconds later his dad saw a penis land in the windshield. Worried little Johnny will see it he quickly turned on the wipers and brushed it off. *What was that dad?" Asked lil johnny. "oh just a bug." Said his father. With a confused look on lil Johnny's face he then says. "That bug sure had a big dick didn't he?"
Man 1:Dude viagra is for pussys real men don’t need viagra Man 2: I thought viagra was for dicks
guys the person that said suck a dick was mase his real name is mason so ya
What does a blind man and your dick have in common?
They both can’t get up without a dog.
i like dicks.......sporting goods
Johnny Johnny yes papa eating dick yes papa
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks? Women can't take a joke!
Why did the polack try writing a letter with his dick? because he didn't have a pen to write with.
You know you have a domestic abuse problem when you beat your dick.
What does gum in my dick have in common? Both get chewed on by a little kids
How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's
What’s the best part of fucking noors vulva (btw noor is black) If my dick is right beside maras vulva (btw maras white and so am I)
Yo mama such a creep she thought PTSD stood for Please Touch Small Dicks
What do you do if your dick is smoking?
Get your mum to lick it
Yo mama so fat she sat on my dick and broke it
Balls are balls aka dicks
