a customer came too me and asked for condoms for tiny dicks.
Why is Putin and Zelensky neighbors? Apparently a big dick needs a great set of balls next to it.
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Why did the man cross the road? Because his dick was stuck in the chicken
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D
Everbody loves "appreciation." So that's what I named my dick.
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
What did the girl say to the white guy “ you have a peener wiener”
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if u feeling numb use your thumb
when you send ur girl a dick pic but she says its small. so you text back and say: "enjoy the little things".
When I nailed the quiz my teacher wasn't very happy. I wasn't either with all those paper cuts.
oof.
What should people do with their floppy dicks? I Give them a Good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of someting
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Sike I Lied your dick is dry
A man goes for a pee in a haunted house. He unzips his pants at the urinal when a man dressed as a goblin chuckles next to him. "you got a small dick buddy" the man says to him.
