Dick jokes
You know you have a domestic abuse problem when you beat your dick.
Did you hear that story "Three Lines in the Sand?" By dickadraggin'.
I'd tell you a joke about my boyfriend's dick, but it's a private joke.
Say:
"Eye"
Spell:
"Map"
Say:
"Ness"
Now say it fast!
A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his best friend's a pussy, and his owner beats him.
Why are Indians dark?
Because they are born and bred in chicken curry.
2 weeks here.
What do dicks and popsicles have in common?
They both like to be sucked on, and they sometimes choke you.
Tyler only has a kid because they don't make condoms the size of Lego Men.
Being a hooker shouldn't be illegal.
It's like having an Airbnb for your dick.
My name is Big Dick.
When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:
"Enjoy the little things."
What do gay horses eat?
Horse dick.
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?
Suck a big cock.
If you go to the military and you get sent to a country, how many heads will you blow off?
That number is how many dicks you suck.
This joke is short... like your dick!
Archer riddle has less atoms in his brain than he does in his dick, and his dick is 1/4 of a millimeter.
I once cummed on my boyfriend's dick. { puts an eggplant emoji }
I like to watch porn too ;)
Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.
A hand is always sad when it sees a dick is going inside.
A friend of mine chews gum, lays back to yawn, then chokes on the gum. Then I said, "God, what, you choking on dick?"