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A friend of mine chews gum, lays back to yawn, then chokes on the gum. Then I said, "God, what, you choking on dick?"
You're an apple. Now suck my dick!
My best friend said, "Can you put your dick in me?" I said, "Can I cum in you?"
What did the dick say to the asshole?
You need another dick.
My man is a pussy cunt that sucks my dick.
Joke's on him, he just asked me for bobs and vegana.
My dick said that your ass is having a boner.
My dick is hard as a rock, anyone wanna fuck?
Calculate my dick, virgins!
Why don't lesbians like dick? Because they don't want their mouths looking like Jesus Christ's hands.
How do you f**k a sheep?
Put your d**k in it and face it off the cliff edge. It'll keep going backwards as you push forwards.
She'd suck my dick and let me suck her tits.
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
How do you get Dick from Richard?
You ask nicely.
What wiggles and waggles?
A floppy dick!
Hey, Squidward, say "kid" backward. Also, suck my dick!
