Dick jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue. I'm stroking my dick and thinking of you.
A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his best friend's a pussy, and his owner beats him.
I sucked a dick.
I eat dick.
how do you cut of a hillbilly's dick?
kick his sister in the jaw
What do you call someone with a small dick... whoever is reading this 😉
What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree?
My dick while I'm doing it.
How do you turn a straight guy into a gay guy? Well... for starters, you grab that ass of his, drag him into the bathroom, and tell him to suck my long, big pineapple, and thus you have yourself one straight guy converted into a dick-sucking machine.
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
I have a trans friend.
He is in a polyamorous relationship and would be straight if they had a dick.
Highest level of insult by a girl by seeing a guy's dick:
"I can shit bigger logs than that thing of your's" 🤣
Kids are only virgins because their dicks are small.
Lol, I have a teeny black dick.
Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.
Jefferey Dahmer asked his husband a question.
His husband said, "What's your question?"
Jefferey Dahmer said, "You want to know what is my favorite type of tree?"
His husband said "Yes?"
Jefferey said, "Morning Wood, now take off your pants!"
My girlfriend asked for a kiss, so I gave her my dick.
10 dicks up your mom's ass!
How do you get a depressed girl to suck your dick?
Pour bleach on it.
6 looks like someone facing up.
9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people sucking each other's dicks.
Dick cheese, booty hole, yellow cum shot, anal shit, dick hole, ass brownies.