Dick jokes
This dick ain't gon to suck itself.
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How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know, ask your wife.
What do you call my dick?
A. A monster.
Only Dick Rapeboat got is his rhyming dictionary.
America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖
Cock cock, who's there? Nobody.
These are some of the greatest names ever: Dixie Normous, Dixie Rekt, Ka Monmi, Ice Wallow Kum, Dick Sinsider, Anita Biggerman.
My dick is like the way home for an orphan, its length is never-ending.
A friend of mine chews gum, lays back to yawn, then chokes on the gum. Then I said, "God, what, you choking on dick?"
You're an apple. Now suck my dick!
My best friend said, "Can you put your dick in me?" I said, "Can I cum in you?"
What did the dick say to the asshole?
You need another dick.
My man is a pussy cunt that sucks my dick.
Joke's on him, he just asked me for bobs and vegana.
I dicked your mom down so good, bitch!
My dick said that your ass is having a boner.
My dick is hard as a rock, anyone wanna fuck?
Calculate my dick, virgins!
Why don't lesbians like dick? Because they don't want their mouths looking like Jesus Christ's hands.
How do you f**k a sheep?
Put your d**k in it and face it off the cliff edge. It'll keep going backwards as you push forwards.
She'd suck my dick and let me suck her tits.