Dick jokes
Cock cock, who's there? Nobody.
China servers are up on Fortnite, yeah, check by there.
"China getting this dick in your mouth 😂"
These are some of the greatest names ever: Dixie Normous, Dixie Rekt, Ka Monmi, Ice Wallow Kum, Dick Sinsider, Anita Biggerman.
My dick is like the way home for an orphan, its length is never-ending.
America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖
Memes
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Only Dick Rapeboat got is his rhyming dictionary.
How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know, ask your wife.
This dick ain't gon to suck itself.
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Why did the dick suck my ass? They died.
What do you call my dick?
A. A monster.
A friend of mine chews gum, lays back to yawn, then chokes on the gum. Then I said, "God, what, you choking on dick?"
You're an apple. Now suck my dick!
What did the dick say to the asshole?
You need another dick.
My best friend said, "Can you put your dick in me?" I said, "Can I cum in you?"
My man is a pussy cunt that sucks my dick.
Joke's on him, he just asked me for bobs and vegana.
I dicked your mom down so good, bitch!
My dick said that your ass is having a boner.
My dick is hard as a rock, anyone wanna fuck?
Calculate my dick, virgins!
Why don't lesbians like dick? Because they don't want their mouths looking like Jesus Christ's hands.