Dick jokes
My best friend said, "Can you put your dick in me?" I said, "Can I cum in you?"
My man is a pussy cunt that sucks my dick.
Joke's on him, he just asked me for bobs and vegana.
I dicked your mom down so good, bitch!
My dick said that your ass is having a boner.
What did the dick say to the asshole?
You need another dick.
My dick is hard as a rock, anyone wanna fuck?
Calculate my dick, virgins!
How do you get Dick from Richard?
You ask nicely.
You're an apple. Now suck my dick!
How do you f**k a sheep?
Put your d**k in it and face it off the cliff edge. It'll keep going backwards as you push forwards.
She'd suck my dick and let me suck her tits.
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.
Why don't lesbians like dick? Because they don't want their mouths looking like Jesus Christ's hands.
What is smaller than my dick?
Nothing.
I'm not gay, dick.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To try to get away from the man.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his d**k was stuck in the chicken.
What wiggles and waggles?
A floppy dick!
Your penis is literally BLUE!