Dick jokes
What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
How do you f**k a sheep?
Put your d**k in it and face it off the cliff edge. It'll keep going backwards as you push forwards.
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
She'd suck my dick and let me suck her tits.
Memes
How do you get Dick from Richard?
You ask nicely.
Your penis is literally BLUE!
Would you rather watch PL or suck a dick?
Adapt: lemme fart on that dick.
What wiggles and waggles?
A floppy dick!
Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.
Hey, Squidward, say "kid" backward. Also, suck my dick!
What’s the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
I'm not gay, dick.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To try to get away from the man.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his d**k was stuck in the chicken.
After having a win at bingo, Ethel splashed out on some venison for tea.
During the meal, her daughter asked her mum what it was, to which she replied with a little smile... "It's what I call your father."
Little Jimmy threw down his knife and fork and jumped up sayin', "Oh My God! Don't eat it!!! It's a fucking Dick!"
Son said to father, "Last night was the best you and Mom..."
Father said, "Yeah, me, you, and your mother had sex."
Son said, "It was fun licking her pussy."
Father said, "I know it was fun when I sucked YOUR dick and your mother did. Did it feel good?"
Son said, "Yes, it was. Wanna do it again tomorrow?"
Father said, "YES BUT without your mom, we'll suck each other's dick and lick it and bite and shove each other's dick next to each other."
Son said, "Yeah, and if we do it again, let's have Mom and my girlfriend join next time."
Father said, "Ok, it's time to go to bed, son."
Son said, "Ok, love you, can you and Mom sleep with me without your clothes?"
Father said, "Ok, but you have to promise to go to bed."
Son said, "Ok, see you there." 💕👅👅👅💦💦💦💦💦💦🙈🙈💦💦💦💦💦
Little Johnny stooped down to lick my balls and deep dick my throbbing knob.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
My I.
May I who?
May I put this pussy on your mouth?
How do you shrivel a dick?
If her internal clock can tick, she can sit on my dick.