Dick jokes
My man is a pussy cunt that sucks my dick.
Joke's on him, he just asked me for bobs and vegana.
I dicked your mom down so good, bitch!
My dick said that your ass is having a boner.
My dick is hard as a rock, anyone wanna fuck?
Calculate my dick, virgins!
How do you f**k a sheep?
Put your d**k in it and face it off the cliff edge. It'll keep going backwards as you push forwards.
She'd suck my dick and let me suck her tits.
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.
How do you get Dick from Richard?
You ask nicely.
How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know, ask your wife.
You're an apple. Now suck my dick!
Why don't lesbians like dick? Because they don't want their mouths looking like Jesus Christ's hands.
What wiggles and waggles?
A floppy dick!
Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.
Hey, Squidward, say "kid" backward. Also, suck my dick!
Would you rather watch PL or suck a dick?
Adapt: lemme fart on that dick.
What’s the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To try to get away from the man.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his d**k was stuck in the chicken.