Dick jokes
I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a dick in the ass.
My best friend said, "Can you put your dick in me?" I said, "Can I cum in you?"
My man is a pussy cunt that sucks my dick.
Joke's on him, he just asked me for bobs and vegana.
I saw a lady in a bikini on the beach, so I walked up to her and said, "LET ME STICK MY DICK UP YOUR BIG ASS!"
I dicked your mom down so good, bitch!
My dick said that your ass is having a boner.
What did the dick say to the asshole?
You need another dick.
My dick is hard as a rock, anyone wanna fuck?
Calculate my dick, virgins!
You're an apple. Now suck my dick!
How do you f**k a sheep?
Put your d**k in it and face it off the cliff edge. It'll keep going backwards as you push forwards.
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
She'd suck my dick and let me suck her tits.
What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.
How do you get Dick from Richard?
You ask nicely.
Why don't lesbians like dick? Because they don't want their mouths looking like Jesus Christ's hands.
What is smaller than my dick?
Nothing.
Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.
What wiggles and waggles?
A floppy dick!