Dick jokes
A kid and his dad went to the park. The kid accidentally steps on a cockroach.
They go home immediately and dad gets the scissors. Now the kid has some balls to play with.
I fucked the shit outta of my friend's mom with my 8 inch dick (Adrian). PS. Sorry, Adrian!
I have a trans friend.
He is in a polyamorous relationship and would be straight if they had a dick.
How do you know that your sister is on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes weird.
What do you call someone with a small dick... whoever is reading this 😉
I have a penis.
How's that for a fucking joke? It's not a joke. It's terrible.
500 thumbs down and I'll lop off my dick with a razor.
It's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard.
"Dick, you're fired."
"I'd buy that for a dollar."
Bully... you're such an asshole. Me... Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.
If a physically handicapped gay white male is sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall, and if you are a gay white male that is well-endowed that is not physically handicapped, and if you want the physically handicapped gay white male who is sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall to suck your dick, what do you do to convince him to suck your dick if you have a hard on and your horny as hell?
Put $25.00 under the handicapped stall before you put your dick under the handicapped stall.
I eat dick.
What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.
How do you turn a straight guy into a gay guy? Well... for starters, you grab that ass of his, drag him into the bathroom, and tell him to suck my long, big pineapple, and thus you have yourself one straight guy converted into a dick-sucking machine.
Kids are only virgins because their dicks are small.
Highest level of insult by a girl by seeing a guy's dick:
"I can shit bigger logs than that thing of your's" 🤣
My man is a pussy cunt that sucks my dick.
Joke's on him, he just asked me for bobs and vegana.
Lol, I have a teeny black dick.
After having a win at bingo, Ethel splashed out on some venison for tea.
During the meal, her daughter asked her mum what it was, to which she replied with a little smile... "It's what I call your father."
Little Jimmy threw down his knife and fork and jumped up sayin', "Oh My God! Don't eat it!!! It's a fucking Dick!"
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick him up and sick his dick.
A customer came to me and asked for condoms for tiny dicks.