There was 1 gay guy, who kissed 4576 gay guys. Then had sex with them, creaming so hard, all of the dicks cumming on his face. Then he stopped & had sex again x6, now he was left with...
Dick in my mouth
Difference between a dick and rock ones hard
Fat girls give the best head because they are hungry and eat the most dick
China servers are up on fortnite yea check by there. “China getting this dick in your mouth 😂
Kenny's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob I gave him a thumb and forefinger job.
child with cancer says mother what will i be when i grow up and then the mother says shut up dick you have cancer hehehe.
I used to be an adventurer like you then i took a dick in the ass.
Thing to say during sex,"grab his dick and twist it."
My girl walks in the room in nude mode and sat on my dick I said what up your pussy she said your dick
Your dick is as flat as your grandma’s heartrate
how do u have sex?you take off your clothes and shove your dick in the girls P**** if girl suck his DICK
I knew a girl called Mellisa but she was a tranny and he could suck his oen dick.
litle johnny wanted a lolly so his dada gave him dick
what did the naked man say to the naked woman? suck my dick
SEROSLY WHO WANTS DICKS
I went to the local butchers and asked him what happened to his Saturday boy. The butcher replies "I had to fire him, I found him with his dick in the meat slicer"
"What did you do with the meat slicer?" I asked.
The butcher says "I had to fire her too"
Alternative punchline:
I had to all social services, she was only 14
If you go to the military and you get sent to a country how many heads will you blow off? That number is how many dicks you suck
A girl said suck my dick and the man went i have boobs.
Good Evening Twitter, this is your boy EatDatPussy445, and about like 30-45 minutes ago, I beat the fuck out of my dick so god damn hard that I can't even feel my left leg, my left leg has went totally numb. And, my dick has also went totally numb, to the point where it feels fucking weird when I go and take a piss.
