Dick jokes

Fat girls give the best head because they are hungry and eat the most dick.

10 dicks up your mom's ass!

Thing to say during sex, "grab his dick and twist it!"

I know a baby carrot when I see one.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a dick in the ass.

Kenny's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I gave him a thumb and forefinger job.

A child with cancer says, "Mother, what will I be when I grow up?"

Then the mother says, "Shut up, dick, you have cancer!" Hehehe.

Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.

Linda and Peter are having sex. Peter goes in and out hard then fast and then begins to taste her tits. Finally, he moves down to the vagina and eats her hard. His rouge is inside her body, lolling around. He fucks her hard again and his dick slicks up her vagina. The entire time she is moaning and begging for more.

When Linda cums on his penis she begins to lick his balls hard. Peter begins moaning too saying, "Linda, you're just as amazing at fucking as your sister."

Jeffery Dahmer has two things: an RV and a pit.

What is different about the two is that one can't move and one has gas.

But what is similar is tha-

Wait, what is Jeffery doing? He has a knife, he is pulling men's pants down, he is...OH SHIT WHAT THE F-!

Sorry 'bout that......

Now, as I was saying,

What is similar about the two is that one has and is a cockpit.

Wait, a cockpit- JEFFERY WHAT THE F-!

Your dick is as flat as your grandma's heart rate.

How do you have sex? You take off your clothes and shove your dick in the girl's pussy. If girl suck his dick.

I knew a girl called Melissa, but she was a tranny, and he could suck his own dick.

Little Johnny wanted a lolly, so his dada gave him dick.

What did the naked man say to the naked woman?

"Suck my dick."

Seriously, who wants dicks?

"Dick dick dick, fuck dick nugget shit."

My girl walks in the room in nude mode and sat on my dick. I said, "What up, your pussy?" She said, "Your dick."

If you go to the military and you get sent to a country, how many heads will you blow off?

That number is how many dicks you suck.

A girl said, "Suck my dick," and the man went, "I have boobs."