Dick jokes

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a dick in the ass.

What do you call a pornography version of TikTok?

Dik Cok (dick cock)

Fat girls give the best head because they are hungry and eat the most dick.

Thing to say during sex, "grab his dick and twist it!"

10 dicks up your mom's ass!

Kenny's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I gave him a thumb and forefinger job.

Linda and Peter are having sex. Peter goes in and out hard then fast and then begins to taste her tits. Finally, he moves down to the vagina and eats her hard. His rouge is inside her body, lolling around. He fucks her hard again and his dick slicks up her vagina. The entire time she is moaning and begging for more.

When Linda cums on his penis she begins to lick his balls hard. Peter begins moaning too saying, "Linda, you're just as amazing at fucking as your sister."

Jeffery Dahmer has two things: an RV and a pit.

What is different about the two is that one can't move and one has gas.

But what is similar is tha-

Wait, what is Jeffery doing? He has a knife, he is pulling men's pants down, he is...OH SHIT WHAT THE F-!

Sorry 'bout that......

Now, as I was saying,

What is similar about the two is that one has and is a cockpit.

Wait, a cockpit- JEFFERY WHAT THE F-!

Your dick is as flat as your grandma's heart rate.

I knew a girl called Melissa, but she was a tranny, and he could suck his own dick.

How do you have sex? You take off your clothes and shove your dick in the girl's pussy. If girl suck his dick.

What did the naked man say to the naked woman?

"Suck my dick."

Little Johnny wanted a lolly, so his dada gave him dick.

Seriously, who wants dicks?

"Dick dick dick, fuck dick nugget shit."

If you go to the military and you get sent to a country, how many heads will you blow off?

That number is how many dicks you suck.

My girl walks in the room in nude mode and sat on my dick. I said, "What up, your pussy?" She said, "Your dick."

A girl said, "Suck my dick," and the man went, "I have boobs."

When she says she wrestles, so you pull out your dick and she punches it.

The man walks into a bar, reaches into his pocket, and pulls out a tiny piano and a tiny piano player. The piano player starts playing the piano. The guy next to him asks where he got that. The man says there is a genie out on the corner granting wishes.

So the man sitting next to him jumps up and runs outside. He says to the genie, "I want a million bucks." The genie snaps his fingers, and a million ducks appear in the road. The man comes back inside and says, "Hey, that genie is a little hard of hearing." The man says, "Well, did you really think I'd ask for a 12-inch pianist?"