Dick jokes

Dick in my mouth.

10 dicks up your mom's ass!

Kenny's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I gave him a thumb and forefinger job.

What's the difference between a dick and a rock?

One's hard.

What do you call a pornography version of TikTok?

Dik Cok (dick cock)

Thing to say during sex, "grab his dick and twist it!"

I know a baby carrot when I see one.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a dick in the ass.

A child with cancer says, "Mother, what will I be when I grow up?"

Then the mother says, "Shut up, dick, you have cancer!" Hehehe.

Fat girls give the best head because they are hungry and eat the most dick.

What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.

Linda and Peter are having sex. Peter goes in and out hard then fast and then begins to taste her tits. Finally, he moves down to the vagina and eats her hard. His rouge is inside her body, lolling around. He fucks her hard again and his dick slicks up her vagina. The entire time she is moaning and begging for more.

When Linda cums on his penis she begins to lick his balls hard. Peter begins moaning too saying, "Linda, you're just as amazing at fucking as your sister."

Jeffery Dahmer has two things: an RV and a pit.

What is different about the two is that one can't move and one has gas.

But what is similar is tha-

Wait, what is Jeffery doing? He has a knife, he is pulling men's pants down, he is...OH SHIT WHAT THE F-!

Sorry 'bout that......

Now, as I was saying,

What is similar about the two is that one has and is a cockpit.

Wait, a cockpit- JEFFERY WHAT THE F-!

Your dick is as flat as your grandma's heart rate.

How do you have sex? You take off your clothes and shove your dick in the girl's pussy. If girl suck his dick.

I knew a girl called Melissa, but she was a tranny, and he could suck his own dick.

What did the naked man say to the naked woman?

"Suck my dick."

Little Johnny wanted a lolly, so his dada gave him dick.

"Dick dick dick, fuck dick nugget shit."

Seriously, who wants dicks?