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Server

China servers are up on Fortnite, yeah, check by there.

"China getting this dick in your mouth πŸ˜‚"

Sex

Linda and Peter are having sex. Peter goes in and out hard then fast and then begins to taste her tits. Finally, he moves down to the vagina and eats her hard. His rouge is inside her body, lolling around. He fucks her hard again and his dick slicks up her vagina. The entire time she is moaning and begging for more.

When Linda cums on his penis she begins to lick his balls hard. Peter begins moaning too saying, "Linda, you're just as amazing at fucking as your sister."

Sex

How do you have sex? You take off your clothes and shove your dick in the girl's pussy. If girl suck his dick.

Tranny

I knew a girl called Melissa, but she was a tranny, and he could suck his own dick.

Man

What did the naked man say to the naked woman?

"Suck my dick."

Girl

My girl walks in the room in nude mode and sat on my dick. I said, "What up, your pussy?" She said, "Your dick."

Military

If you go to the military and you get sent to a country, how many heads will you blow off?

That number is how many dicks you suck.

Girl

A girl said, "Suck my dick," and the man went, "I have boobs."

Genie

The man walks into a bar, reaches into his pocket, and pulls out a tiny piano and a tiny piano player. The piano player starts playing the piano. The guy next to him asks where he got that. The man says there is a genie out on the corner granting wishes.

So the man sitting next to him jumps up and runs outside. He says to the genie, "I want a million bucks." The genie snaps his fingers, and a million ducks appear in the road. The man comes back inside and says, "Hey, that genie is a little hard of hearing." The man says, "Well, did you really think I'd ask for a 12-inch pianist?"

Alien

An alien walks into a bar. There is a guy sitting next to him, and the alien touches his shoulder.

The man says, "Do that one more time and I'll run you over." The alien does it again and gets ran over. They get back in the bar and he touches him again. The man says, "Do that again and I'll chop your dick off." He touches him again. The man pulls the alien's pants down and pulls out his knife. He was astonished at what he found. There was nothing there! He looks up at the alien and looks at his finger and fainted.

Bikini

I saw a lady in a bikini on the beach, so I walked up to her and said, "LET ME STICK MY DICK UP YOUR BIG ASS!"

Sex

This dick ain't gon to suck itself.

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Hooker

How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know, ask your wife.