My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."
i drip when you take me in the mouth what am i ? ice cream
In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills. The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation. The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue. In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.
IN memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the jackson Chocolte ice cream, it is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizled on 4 year old tiny nuts.
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield.
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
whats the suns favourite chocolate? marsbar
What kind of cake can a orphan not have? Homade
What do you call a cupcake with no frosting? Frosting cupcake
"Hey, man do you have any ben and jerry's?"
"yeah I have two of them fresh and preserved in the freezer"
"I meant the ice cream bro..."
What do clams do on their birthday they shellbrate but they eat all the cake for themselves because theyâre shellfish
why did little johnny drop his ice cream? because he got hit by a bus
What is a rat's favorite dessert?
A chocolate mousse cake
my ill sis said why did the bear said no to ice cream and I said why she said cuz it stuffed
Why did the cow lick your mum Coz she had a cream pie
Whatâs worse than dropping your ice cream ?
The Holocoust
How do you eat a cake?
With a fork!
What do you call a pie made by an octopus? Octopie.
a kid asks for an ice cream the man says any sauce and the kid says na i got ketchup at home
What happened when the 400+ women ate a slice of cake. She died the next weekend.
Whatâs white and crunchy and swings through trees? A meringue-atang
