Dessert

Dessert jokes

One

Why are they called s’mores?

Because you always want another one!

Memes

Cake

A boy walks into the bedroom and sees mom and dad having sex. The boy says, "What are you doing?"

"Baking a cake."

The next day he walked up to his mom doing dishes.

"Remember when you were making a cake? I LICKED UP ALL THE FROSTING."

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  • Bus

    Why did Billy drop his ice cream?

    'Cause he got hit by a bus.

    Elephant

    How do you make an elephant float?

    One elephant, two scoops of ice cream, and a lot of root beer!

    Ice Cream

    In memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the Jackson Chocolate ice cream. It is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizzled on 4 year old tiny nuts.

    Police

    Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!

    Plane

    For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.