Dessert jokes
What does a queen want on her cookie?
Royal Icing.
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk.
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
He got ran over by a bus.
What is a pig’s 🐷 favorite pie 🥧?
Mississippi Mud.
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret
"Why?" - Depressed boy
"Because he got ran over." - Margaret
"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy
Why won't my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.
So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.
And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Donut.
Why did the cow go to space?
To get ice cream!
Why did Jake cross the road? To get a Hagen Daz bar.
How did the flapjack feel when syrup was drizzled on him?
Butter.
I had a cake for my gender reveal party. I cut it, and the inside was yellow...
Why did the OREO go to the dentist?
Because he needed a filling. 😂
My mom once ate a full giant cheesecake, and we were walking to our flight back home, and she had to sh*t.
We were walking to the bathroom, and she full on [did it] in front of the carousel. She had a lump of poo in her pants... True story, haha!
I heard a joke about chocolate.
It wasn’t that funny.
I just Snicker-ed.
What do you call a pie made by an octopus? Octopie.
You're a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
I walked into the party and the host asked me if I would like a slice of pie.
I responded "yes," and he said: "okay, 14159."
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.