Dessert jokes
I heard a joke about chocolate.
It wasn’t that funny.
I just Snicker-ed.
You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
Why won't my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.
Why did Susan drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus.
Why are they called s’mores?
Because you always want another one!
Memes
Pov: me at school
Why'd Sally drop her ice cream?
She was hit by a bus.
I like my women like I like my chocolate.
Edible.
I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean, uh!
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!
I told a cookie a joke the other day.
It just crumbled.
I'm so jealous of babies with anencephaly.
They can eat all the ice cream they want and never get brain freezes.
What do you call the inside of the ISS toilet?
Cosmic Brownies.
A boy walks into the bedroom and sees mom and dad having sex. The boy says, "What are you doing?"
"Baking a cake."
The next day he walked up to his mom doing dishes.
"Remember when you were making a cake? I LICKED UP ALL THE FROSTING."
What is the best part about eating cake? Your mom.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he felt crummy!
Why did Billy drop his ice cream?
'Cause he got hit by a bus.
How do you make an elephant float?
One elephant, two scoops of ice cream, and a lot of root beer!
In memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the Jackson Chocolate ice cream. It is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizzled on 4 year old tiny nuts.
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
He got ran over by a bus.
If you think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode.