whats the suns favourite chocolate? marsbar
What is a jedis favourite Italian dessert. Obi wan Cannoli
my ill sis said why did the bear said no to ice cream and I said why she said cuz it stuffed
What is a rat's favorite dessert?
A chocolate mousse cake
Why did the cow lick your mum Coz she had a cream pie
What’s worse than dropping your ice cream ?
The Holocoust
How do you eat a cake?
With a fork!
IN memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the jackson Chocolte ice cream, it is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizled on 4 year old tiny nuts.
What do you call a pie made by an octopus? Octopie.
a kid asks for an ice cream the man says any sauce and the kid says na i got ketchup at home
What happened when the 400+ women ate a slice of cake. She died the next weekend.
Life is like a Raisin Cookie you expected to be Chocolate
Dissapointing
What’s white and crunchy and swings through trees? A meringue-atang
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream" -Margret "Why"-Depress boy "Because he got ran over"-Margret "I wish that was me"-Depress boy
You’re a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
What did the fork say to the cake when he said i hope u get eaten
Fork off
What’s the difference between an orphan and a donut? People wants donuts
What is wrong with having chocolate for dessert? It taste like shit and I hate it.
would you like a peice of Africa? would you like to know way?because it's a dessert/desert
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield.
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
