Why are they called s’mores?
Because you always want another one!
Why'd Sally drop her ice cream?
She was hit by a bus.
I like my women like I like my chocolate.
Edible.
I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean, uh!
I told a cookie a joke the other day.
It just crumbled.
What do you call the inside of the ISS toilet?
Cosmic Brownies.
A boy walks into the bedroom and sees mom and dad having sex. The boy says, "What are you doing?"
"Baking a cake."
The next day he walked up to his mom doing dishes.
"Remember when you were making a cake? I LICKED UP ALL THE FROSTING."
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he felt crummy!
Why did Billy drop his ice cream? Cause he got hit by a bus
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
He got ran over by a bus.
What competition do nuts participate in? The peanut butter cup.
Ice cream is just like I scream.
What is the biggest candy in the world?
Candy Borobudur.
What is an emoticon's favorite dessert?
An emochi. (search up mochi)
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
My chocolate babe is calling my name, and now I'm about to get my chocolate freak on.
Pineapple turnover.
If you put ice cream on the nutty brownie, you’re serving it a la mode.
I want an almond-flavored biscuit.
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”
“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.” Like if you do this to your spouse.
