Dessert jokes
Why won't my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.
Hello Miss Chandia, here. I want to tell you guys a joke.
What do jokes serve for dessert?
Why did Susan drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus.
Why are they called s’mores?
Because you always want another one!
Why'd Sally drop her ice cream?
She was hit by a bus.
Memes
Pov: me at school
I like my women like I like my chocolate.
Edible.
I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean, uh!
What do you call the inside of the ISS toilet?
Cosmic Brownies.
I told a cookie a joke the other day.
It just crumbled.
A boy walks into the bedroom and sees mom and dad having sex. The boy says, "What are you doing?"
"Baking a cake."
The next day he walked up to his mom doing dishes.
"Remember when you were making a cake? I LICKED UP ALL THE FROSTING."
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he felt crummy!
What is the best part about eating cake? Your mom.
Why did Billy drop his ice cream?
'Cause he got hit by a bus.
How do you make an elephant float?
One elephant, two scoops of ice cream, and a lot of root beer!
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
He got ran over by a bus.
In memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the Jackson Chocolate ice cream. It is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizzled on 4 year old tiny nuts.
Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.
I want an almond-flavored biscuit.
I want an almond-flavored biscuit. Amaretti? You bet I am!