Dessert jokes
A dad asked his son what kind of cake he wanted for his birthday, and he replied, "How about a urinal cake?!"
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
Why is a sweet potato casserole so sweet? Because it's so sweet to eat!
In memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the Jackson Chocolate ice cream. It is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizzled on 4 year old tiny nuts.
How is baseball like cake?
They both need batters.
Charlie likes big, black chocolate.
Why did Billy drop his ice cream?
'Cause he got hit by a bus.
What is a ghost's favorite cake?
I scream cake!
What do you call a woman with three boobs? Tres leches.
Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!
Why did the crumb cake isolate himself? He had a crumbling social life.
Why did the little girl's ice cream melt? She was on fire.
If I were to not eat the last biscuit, I would feel "crumby."
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he felt crummy!
What's the difference between a chocolate cake and a dead baby?
About 5000 calories.
Where do you learn to make ice cream? -- Sundae school.
What’s worse than dropping your ice cream?
The Holocaust.
Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a bus.
Where does a banana learn to split?
At sundae school!
Why did the cookie cry?
Because its mom was a wafer too long!