Hello Miss Chandia, here. I want to tell you guys a joke.
What do jokes serve for dessert?
Dessert Jokes
Why won't my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.
Why did Susan drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus.
Why are they called s’mores?
Because you always want another one!
Why'd Sally drop her ice cream?
She was hit by a bus.
I like my women like I like my chocolate.
Edible.
I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean, uh!
What do you call the inside of the ISS toilet?
Cosmic Brownies.
I told a cookie a joke the other day.
It just crumbled.
A boy walks into the bedroom and sees mom and dad having sex. The boy says, "What are you doing?"
"Baking a cake."
The next day he walked up to his mom doing dishes.
"Remember when you were making a cake? I LICKED UP ALL THE FROSTING."
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he felt crummy!
Why did Billy drop his ice cream?
'Cause he got hit by a bus.
How do you make an elephant float?
One elephant, two scoops of ice cream, and a lot of root beer!
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
He got ran over by a bus.
In memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the Jackson Chocolate ice cream. It is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizzled on 4 year old tiny nuts.
Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.
I want an almond-flavored biscuit.
I want an almond-flavored biscuit. Amaretti? You bet I am!
What competition do nuts participate in?
The peanut butter cup.
