James Jokes

Flat

Death&Decay
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A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin

Hairline

Anonymous
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Your hairline more bent than James Charles’ gender

Star

Geekysonic
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James Woods, starring in the newest movie: September 11, two thousand fun

Hairline

Anonymous
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Your hairline so far back Even lebron James had a good laugh

Boy

Anonymous
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What is the fastest thing in the world?

James Charles when he sees little boys

Vegetable

Anus McDickNuggets
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what’s the worst song to play infront of a vegetable? “james brown - get on up”

what’s the worst song to play infront of a handicapped kid? “van halen - jump”

What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? I can't breathe - Juice Wrld

Bus

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Tonight, on top gear! James may dives a bus full of kids off a mountain! Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany! and I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!

Actor

PJ Masks
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Who is chicken's favourite actor? James Cor-hen!

Life

Owner
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What is the scariest thing you'll ever see in your life? James Charles thinking he has rights.

Hairline

Bridle
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Your haircut is worse than James Charles picking a gender

Politics

Anonymous
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How do you find out about the accomplishments of the former president of the united states James Earl Carter? read the label on the jar of skippy peanut butter

Birthday

Allan C.
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James Bond gives all the ladies he's met, the perfect birthday gift. Chlamydia.

Hairline

Me@#12345677890
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James Charles is more straight than ur hairline

Pop

f... me daddy
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when i see james charles my popcorn goes pop pop

fuck me

Exactness

Ur dad.
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James: I have a joke. Sex! Ronny: I don't get it. James: Exactly.

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Yo mama

Anonymous
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Yo mama is so unfamiliar with the gym, she calls it James.

Marine

mangomelon42
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whats a whale's favorite James Bond movie? liscence to krill

Hairline

scarlett
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your hairline is more bent than james charles gender