A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin
Who is chicken's favourite actor? James Cor-hen!
Tonight, on top gear! James may dives a bus full of kids off a mountain! Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany! and I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
What is the fastest thing in the world?
James Charles when he sees little boys
Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?
A: The size of balls they play with
James Woods, starring in the newest movie: September 11, two thousand fun
what’s the worst song to play infront of a vegetable? “james brown - get on up”
what’s the worst song to play infront of a handicapped kid? “van halen - jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? I can't breathe - Juice Wrld
James Last, the king of the LP bargain bin, died a Florida Man.
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late I asked her why did you send James out to the hall? She said he was a little tardy I replied to her I thought they all were
A sign that broadcast television has less impact on the masses: The force-feeding of Kelly Clarkson on network television has yet to impact the large stacks of Kelly Clarkson CDs collecting dust in Goodwill, right next to those James Last LPs.
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James
when i see james charles my popcorn goes pop pop
fuck me
What is the scariest thing you'll ever see in your life? James Charles thinking he has rights.
James Bond: vodka martini Bartender: shaken not sterd James Bond: do I look like I give a DAMN
James Bond gives all the ladies he's met, the perfect birthday gift. Chlamydia.
How do you find out about the accomplishments of the former president of the united states James Earl Carter? read the label on the jar of skippy peanut butter
If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?
Your leg is straighter than James Charles
Your haircut is worse than James Charles picking a gender
