Degree jokes
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A rap scholar.
Why did the slave go to college?
To get his master's degree.
You know what they say: "Location, location, location." So my dad stuck a thermometer up his butt, and now he has degrees.
Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold?
A: It’s always 90 degrees.
Why was it so hot in a square room? Because all the corners are 90 degrees.
I thought you were just raising your eyebrow, but I checked the x-ray, and your skull shifted 128 degrees to the right.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get DE-GREEZ.
Why doesn’t the sun ☀️ go to college?
Because it has a million degrees.
What's the smartest crime?
3rd degree murder.
Why did the sun not go to college? Because it already has a million degrees!
Why are corners so hot?
They are always 90 degrees.
1. Full name: John.
2. Proverb: work is not a rabbit, does not run.
3. Favorite meal: the sphinx with the sour cream.
4. Sexual orientation: sexually disorientated.
5. Mental health: mentally retarded.
6. Previous careers: funeral undertaking, after that two years in the circus as the main brown bear, after that in the church school for two years, after this experience five years as a screw in the jail for the worst criminals with the top degree of supervision and now working for the secret services in my home country after gaining the top-secret audit.
7. Favorite pets: dog, bumble bee named Maxo, a butterfly named Redwing and the lizard named Notail.
8. Favorite activities: washing the dishes, cutting the woods, vacuuming and playing hard rock.
9. Working motivation: none.
I hope that you will accept my curriculum vitae and that we will see each other soon already as new colleagues, I wish more or less. Kind regards, John.
How do you stay warm in a cold room?
You go to the corners. It's always 90 degrees.
I'm running out of degrees? I guess I better throw myself in fire to raise my internal temperature (measured in degrees).
How does a well-educated graduate approach a delicate situation?
I don't know, how does a well-graduated education approach a what?
With a degree!
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There's usually 90 degrees.
A man was at the temperature -273.15°C. He was OK.
Why was Trump banned from music class? He kept putting his finger on D minor.
What was Clinton encouraged to get in college? A minor.
What do you call a prostitute with a major in math?
The thot that counts.
Why didn't the right angle go to college? Because he had 90 degrees.