If your house is cold, just stand in the corner. It’s always 90 degrees there.
Mom: Anna let your younger brother have the sled one half of the time and you the other half that way it will all be fair and I don't have to put up with this crying, I've already got 7 others to take care of.
Anna: I do mom. I have Fred(younger brother) go up and I go down!
Mom: Good. NOW HOW 'BOUT THE REST OF YOU GO PLAY OUTSIDE IT'S BEAUTIFUL OUT THERE IT'S THE WARMEST IT'S BEEN ALL YEAR, 45 DEGREES BELOW 0!
Kids: WOW! I never thought it would warm up! I love Alaska!
If you ever get cold just go to a corner because they usually 90 degrees.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water. WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!? I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms
How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water? 199, because, the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real). Get? https://youtu.be/XZQOjp0i35A?t=333
What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees?
Cold as hell
Why was Boiling Water hired by NASA (The National Aeronautics and Space Administration) to oversee their Space division?
Because it has at least one hundred degrees.
why did the sun not go to college because it already have a million degrees!
The doctor told me my temperature was exactly 98.6 degrees. I felt relieved until he said “Celsius.”
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A RAP SCHOLAR
i thought you were just raising your eyebrow but I checked x-ray and your skull shifted 128 degrees to the right
I got in an argument, with the 90 degree angle. And guess What? It was right!
Why did the glacier send the ice berg to college? Because, in order for ice to exist, it must retain a temperature of less than... ZERO DEGREES; at the atomic level.
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It's a very smart day today. I'd say it has about 30-45 degrees, with humidex.
If I had a loonie for ever degree I have, I wouldn't have a loonie.
Did you hear about the volcano that was accepted into Cambridge? It was a decision on the number of degrees it holds, which is a lot, because volcanoes have lava, if they're active. And ours was.
Do you want to know why I hired a protractor to tutor my nephew in IIROC? Because he has degrees. 180 of them. So he's smar.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get his degree in FLOW-NOMICS
You know what they say. Location Location Location. So my dad stuck a thermometer up his butt and now he has degrees.
