If your house is cold, just stand in the corner. It's always 90 degrees there.
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A rap scholar.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get his degree in FLOW-NOMICS.
Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his master's degree.
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90 degrees.
I got in an argument with the 90-degree angle. And guess what? It was right!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
Why did the slave go to college?
To get his master's degree.
Why are corners so hot?
They are always 90 degrees.
1. Full name: John.
2. Proverb: work is not a rabbit, does not run.
3. Favorite meal: the sphinx with the sour cream.
4. Sexual orientation: sexually disorientated.
5. Mental health: mentally retarded.
6. Previous careers: funeral undertaking, after that two years in the circus as the main brown bear, after that in the church school for two years, after this experience five years as a screw in the jail for the worst criminals with the top degree of supervision and now working for the secret services in my home country after gaining the top-secret audit.
7. Favorite pets: dog, bumble bee named Maxo, a butterfly named Redwing and the lizard named Notail.
8. Favorite activities: washing the dishes, cutting the woods, vacuuming and playing hard rock.
9. Working motivation: none.
I hope that you will accept my curriculum vitae and that we will see each other soon already as new colleagues, I wish more or less. Kind regards, John.
I thought you were just raising your eyebrow, but I checked the x-ray, and your skull shifted 128 degrees to the right.
The doctor told me my temperature was exactly 98.6 degrees. I felt relieved until he said, “Celsius.”
Why was an oven so smart?
It had 70 degrees.
Why are mountains so smart?
'Cause they have a degree.
Why did the sun not go to college? Because it already has a million degrees!
What do you call a prostitute with a major in math?
The thot that counts.
If you ever get cold just go to a corner because they usually 90 degrees.
Mom: Anna, let your younger brother have the sled one half of the time, and you the other half. That way it will all be fair, and I don't have to put up with this crying. I've already got seven others to take care of.
Anna: I do, Mom. I have Fred (younger brother) go up, and I go down!
Mom: Good. Now how 'bout the rest of you go play outside? It's beautiful out there! It's the warmest it's been all year, 45 degrees below 0!
Kids: Wow! I never thought it would warm up! I love Alaska!
A man was at the temperature -273.15°C. He was OK.
