Degree memes

Why doesn't the Sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees.

So this guy is talking to his buddy about his flying lessons. "My first time in the air, my instructor informed me that he was an 8th degree black belt and homosexual, and if I don't succumb to his sexual advances I would have to jump out of the plane," and his buddy says, "Well, did you jump?" The guy says, "Yeah, a little at first."

What's worse than having an honorary degree from Harvard? Being homeless and having an honorary degree from Harvard.