Death jokes

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

People told Kobe to fly high. Look what happened.

How many dead children does it take to change the light in a basement?

More than ten, apparently.

My old platoon sergeant always told me the hardest thing when walking through a field of dead babies was... his cock.

Why did the feminist kill herself?

Because she was TRIGGERED.

Why couldn’t people use the George Floyd action figure? Because it was vacuum sealed.

Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.

Are you a toaster?

'Cause I wanna take a bath with you.

dont make jokes about the accident my dad died in it he was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia :(

Hey, what is the difference between a painting and a wife?

Only the wife was hung up.

I'll never forget my Grandad's last words... "Son, where did you get a grenade from?!"

Suicide is the way to get even with the bitch called probability.

I like George Floyd's new song. It is really breathtaking.

How do you make a builder cry?

Kill his family.

I wanted to play as Kobe Bryant on my gaming console, but the game kept crashing.

Twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope I'll get hit by a car. I am not dead yet, I hope I'll die. I hope I'll be born to a new whole life.

What is the difference between Betty White and Paul Walker?

Betty didn’t reach 100 before she died.

What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?

I give a fuck if my computer crashes.

Why did Kayla go to the river when she was sad?

To drown herself.

I want to die like my grandpa, with a blindfold and a wet sponge on his head.