The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he feel off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.
the real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs
The reason he died is that they accidentally flipped the wrong light switch.
Want to know what juice wrld would do if he was alive today. frantically scratch on the inside of his coffin.
A man found out that he was going to die. A German doctor comes in and says “you have 10 more”. The man yells out “10 WHAT!! DAYS!!!! WEEKS!!!”. And the doctor says ”No seconds” and the man says “9 SECONDS!!!” And the doctor says “Nine Ten Seconds” He asked “How many seconds do i have to live 10,9 , or..........” Then he died and learned how to say no in German....
The only reason he died was because virgin media wifi crashed
When Lexa took Clarke out on a date, she walked past the candle shop, she bought all the candles. After the date, they went back to the Heda's (Commanders) Tower, which is basically a huge candle. "All I wanna do is Candle you"
(Lexa and Clarke from 'The 100' [ #LexaDeservedBetter ] R.I.P. Lexa...)
When Stephen Hawkins died he saw the stareway to heaven. He thought to himself oh god this is awkward
Little Johnny died
Why did Steven halkings die.....
A quad rasher ran him over
Steven Hawkings Died I Said Why Did His Wheelchair Break
Dont challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushion
everyone when we're in the cafeteria singing happy birthday to some random person: Happy birthday to you.., Happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear____, happy birthday to u Me in the background: Happy deathday to you..., Happy deathday to you, happy death day dear___, happy death day to you!..
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
this isnt really a joke but true.. you picture for your funeral may have already been taken :)
there was a dude, he was yo dawg you wanna die? I said what is this, Friday the thirteenth?
I would kill for something to eat-the canible
Who wants to hear the biggest joke ever?
My life🖤
Why did texas freeze to death because they're retarded
