Onions the Hamster

I started crying when my dad cut up onions.

Onions was such a good hamster.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, kid. You thought the vegetable was making him cry, but the dad actually butchered the family pet. You're probably too soft to survive a week in the wild if you didn't get that. Based.

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