are you dead? bc you look like my dog.
They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach" but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.
How do you get a smoking hot body as a senior?
Cremation.
What do Steven Hawkins and the wicked witch both have in common?
If you throw water over them both, they both die...
A man ask to play kick the bucket ( not death). The other man agrees. They go to the top of Mt.Everest. The man who asked ties the bucket to the other ones foot. Then he kicks it off the cliff which brings the man with it. LOL
THE END
health commercials be like:
serious side effects can cause:
Nausea, Diarrhea, vomiting, chills, fever, Cancer, Diabetes, Aids, Clamedia, Lupus, Ebola, polio, Leprosy, Pulmanary edema, heart attack, heart falure, yellow fever, but worst of all DEATH
why did sally die, she got stabbed by her mum
This kid was going to sleep and h said night mum night dad and night gramma and bye grandpa next morning grandpa died and the next night he said night dad night mum night grandma and gramma died the next morning and the next night he said night mum bye dad and they heard the postman died bc he was the dad lol
My dog was hungry, so I let him loose outside while I filled his bowl. I found out later that he was run over by a truck. It seemed to really hit the Spot
How do you know that Americans hate exercise? 9/11. How else do you explain hundreds of them jumping to their death rather than taking the stairs?!
My grand pa died in 911 he was a grate pilot
How did princess Dianna die? Giving the glove box head.
My brother got his legs chopped of but someone FBI opened my basement door but it wasn't my brother because he died of starvation in the basment
no one: literally no one: Abraham Lincoln: *dies* John Wilkes Booth: *ranks up*
Robin asks Batman what are you getting your parents for Christmas Batman gets mad slaps Robin and runs off crying
now you know why Batman beyond was born when Bruce died cause of death: suicide
How did Steven Hawkings die? His wife tripped over his charging plug when he was at 2% battery x
How do you die from alzheimers? You forget how to breath.
why does doctor pepper come in a bottle?
his wife died
my grandmother said goodnight...
she never said good morning
Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that. But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.
