Death jokes
What's worse than a bag of dead babies? One at the bottom is still wriggling.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he was arrested on suspicion of murder.
I will never forget my grandpa's last words:
Alahu-Akbar.
Which falls faster, an apple or an emo kid?
The apple, because the emo kid is hanging.
Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.
What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?
Kentucky Fried Children!
What's it called when you eat those same babies?
Finger Lickin' Good!
Hitler killed 18 million and only died once.
Fucking camper!
Did you hear about Alicia's car accident?
She was really drunk and all over the road until she was all over the road.
RIP Harambe.
I don't want to die.
What is a box called when a cough dies in it?
A coffin.
My grandpa said my generation relies too much on technology.
Then I unplugged his life support. :)
Emo: Phone die.
Emo: Why not me? ;(
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Susie.
I hate these double standards.
Burn a body at a crematorium and you're doing a good thing, burn a body at home and you're destroying evidence.
The granddaughter wanted to see granny. She killed herself.
Dark humor is like kids with cancer; they never get old.
How did Steven Hawkings die?
His wife tripped over his charging plug when he was at 2% battery.
What's better than throwing dead babes?
Catching them after with a pitchfork.
I don't have much motivation for things, that's why I haven't yet killed myself, hehe.