Death jokes
Your mama is so stupid, her phone died, so she buried it in the backyard!
Say what you want about Paul Walker, but he was a smart guy.
You can tell by the quantity of brain matter on his dashboard.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
My grandma unplugged the internet cable, so I unplugged her life support.
I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.
Why can’t orphans f*ck their mom?
Because they don’t have one.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
What’s the difference between 80 dead babies and a Lambo? I don’t have a Lambo in my garage.
Are you a gravestone?
Because I really wish you were on top of me right now!
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
Yo mama so fat that she would die before reaching the gates of heaven.
What instrument can a skeleton never play? An organ.
What do you call a dad without a dad joke?
Dead.
How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?
Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.
Today, me and my best friend went to the Grand Canyon. He was taking up all the space by the edge, and I told him to back up. R.I.P. to him.
I asked my mother about her mom.
She said she was in a better place. After that, I asked her where that place is. She didn't know, so I sent her to a better place.
The Britains walk in the house of the alcoholic grandad. They ask Mary, the mum, why she had blood all over her, and she said someone dropped the butter. They walked into the living room, and Thomas was dead on the floor.
Joker: Knock knock...
Batman: Who's there?
Joker: Not your parents!
What do you call a woman who aborted her quadruplets? A graveyard.
Why did Paul Walker die? Because he crashed a car into a tree.