What did the cannibal do after he dumped his wife?
He wiped.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his wife?
He wiped.
A missile hit a hospital earlier this morning. Fortunately, no one was injured - but 100 were killed.
What do a relationship and suicidal thought have in common? They’ll both end soon.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
I can’t believe it’s been over a year since Kobe decided he’s too good to wait in traffic.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Kobe Bryant never missed a shot.
But he nailed that mountain.
There was an air crash of a Boeing 737-800 which can carry around 300 passengers.
It crashed in a cemetery.
They recovered 500 bodies.
All you need is a razor blade in life.
What was the last hat Princess Diana wore?
A bonnet.
Saying I'm sorry and I apologize are basically the same thing... except at a funeral.
If at first you don't succeed,
Maybe Russian Roulette isn't for you.
What’s the difference between Hitler and Steven Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead, one painted the walls and the other committed suicide by pressing ALT + F4.