Death

Death Jokes

If a emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight the quiet kid would win cause the emo kid would cut himself to death

You were sad because your grandmother died. The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.

B: Can you please stop roasting me?

A: At least, the"roasting" that I did to you didn't burn to death

There were 3 blonde scientists...wait that’s not the joke. The first one said “we are going to pilot the first unmanned spacecraft to land on the sun.” The second one said “but we can’t do that - if we get within 5 feet of the sun we’ll freeze to death!” The third blonde says “so we go at night.”

What will die Immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle, a Geometry Dash icon.