Death jokes
"Kill yourself."
"Kill me yourself, pussy."
What do you call a deaf child?
-Ryan Simmonite-
Orphans don’t have parents, lol.
An old Indian was buried on the side of a hill. What did he say?
Nothing, he was dead.
BRAKING NEWS!
Little Johnny's dead!
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's grave?
"Rust in peace."
Why didn’t the orphan celebrate their birthday?
Because they didn’t have a mom to birth them.
Slit your wrists.
This is crazy! Little Johnny died!
Why is Lani Jesus? Go die.
Are you with Alex?
Fucking retarded. Go dig a home die, people!
Why can’t orphans f*ck their mom?
Because they don’t have one.
You're walking on the street when you realize that you're in the road as you feel the horn dying away.
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
102, if you have some alive ones.
Yo people!
Little Johnny's actually dead!
A guy was doing bad things and died and went to hell.
Demon: Why you sad?
Guy: I’m in hell, can’t you see?
Demon: Well, we have fun here at hell.
Guy: Really? Nice.
Demon: We do sleeping in on Mondays.
Guy: OoOoOo
Demon: Tuesdays we swim in our lava or dive in fire. If you die, you’re already dead ☠️
Guy: Ok, does that mean I’m a ghost?
Demon: No, you're not a ghost.
Demon: Wednesdays we do a dance party and smoke and drink 🍺
Guy: Ooooooo, I can’t wait 😜
Demon: Thursdays we drink all day until we throw up and die, and you're already dead, remember that?
Guy: Ok, but I am dead, and if I die again, I was already dead, right?
Demon: Yup.
Demon: I have a question: Are you gay, and do you like kissing fire girls, and if you die, you are already dead?
Guy: Ummm, I am not gay, and I don’t like kissing fire girls 😱😱😱
Demon: Then you won’t like Friday or Saturday or Sunday, heheh.
Guy: I’m dead for real in the hell 🪦🏴☠️☠️☠️💀
Hell helll helll R.I.P hell is gone for now.
When Stephen Hawking died, I assume his computer crash caused it.
Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead, DUHHHHHHHHHHH!
Me: The man sleeped in a $200 bed in His hole life so why dose he need a $2,000 coffin?
My friend: They're cheaper at Costco.
Me: Oh shit, you're going to have "fun" this weekend.
Stan Lee walked into a school one day.
Just kidding, he's fuckin dead :(