Death jokes
Why is Paul Walker a walker?
To let people know he isn't a driver.
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.
What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
I remember my son's last words: "I stubbed my toe!"
My wife and I went to the bar to get a drink, but 2 mins later, I see her dead on the ground. I guess she couldn't see the bottle flying at her face. Then I laughed and went home.
You see a cat, it's dead, you are dead.
I killed myself, then woke up.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He hit Alt+F4.
My grandpa died to ligma.
Ligma balls lol.
Desmend: FLY
Draco: FLY
Me: DIE
Why did the baby cross the road? Because he wanted to die.
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because his ethernet cable disconnected.
People named Joey are autistic and need to die fatty.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
Suicide bombers, carry bombs and remember to breathe.
I went to school and everyone was screaming and looking at me. They weren't after I shot them, though.
Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream?
Because he was dead.
Q: What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?
A: A Lamborghini isn't a very fun hobby.
Potters are dead xoxoxoxoxox.