Body Image jokes
Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.
What's the difference between me and Spongebob?
Spongebob can actually get ripped.
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩
You're so skinny, if you take a bath you look like you're in an ocean. 🛀🏊♂️
Yo Mamma's so fat that she falls from both sides of the bed.
Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.
You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.
Yo mama is so skinny, she makes friends with a snake.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
So you can tell them apart from the feminists.
You're so skinny, death mistook you for dead.
Luke looks like Big Chungus and Fat Sonic.
I'm so skinny, I could use floss as a noose.
As a woman, why is your stomach bigger than your bums? 😒
What do you call an anorexic blond with a yeast infection?
… A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
A patient visiting his doctor asked him if he had ever laughed at a patient.
The doctor said, "I have never in 25 years of practice ever laughed at a patient."
Reassured, the patient drops his trousers and underpants.
Immediately the doctor burst out into loud raucous laughter when he sees that the patient has a penis the size of a cocktail sausage.
After about 10 minutes the doctor manages to get himself under control.
Swiftly apologising he says to the patient, "Sorry about that. How can I help you?"
The patient says, "Have you got any cream for it? It's swollen."