Body Image jokes
My wife is so fat! When she goes swimming, she leaves a ring around the lake.
What did the fat say to the other fat? I am fatey.
Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.
You're so skinny, death mistook you for dead.
"Yo mama so skinny when she swallowed a meatball, everyone thought she was pregnant again."
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
I thought when my friends called me curvy, it was a compliment, but it turns out they were referring to my spine.
Wife, I look fat, can you compliment me?
Blind husband says, "You have perfect eyesight!"
What's the difference between me and Spongebob?
Spongebob can actually get ripped.
Luke looks like Big Chungus and Fat Sonic.
I only trust people that like big butts.
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.
Your mummy so skinny, she can't eat!
Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.
What is Lizzo?
Big, fat, and ugly.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I have a small dick. Too bad for her, because I give good sex.
Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.
Cremation. My final hope for a smokin’ hot body!
Ex-Boyfriend: You have no ass, so we're through!
Me: Stop being a dickhead, dude!! It ain't gonna make your little sausage any bigger!
Guy: shows girlfriend his dick.
Girlfriend: "Cool, where is it?"