Body Image jokes

She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.

"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."

What’s something you can say about a fat person, but not about strippers?

Those legs sure hold a lot of weight.

Yo mama so skinny, she choked on a SINGLE STRAND OF SPAGHETTI!

How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck? When you pull her pants, her ass.

If someone calls you fat, just ignore them. You are bigger than that!

You're so skinny my grandma gonna use you like a cane.

What's the difference between vitiligo and plastic surgery?

Vitiligo doesn't alter facial features.

*text conversation boy: When you kiss someone, you burn 15 calories. Wanna burn calories together sometime?

girl: Are you saying I'm fat?

Friend texting fat boy: I know you're on the group chat. I can see you looking at my texts.

Me: I can only see fat.

Fat jokes and mom jokes😂

1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."

2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.

3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."

4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."

6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

Your mama's so fat when she sat on the toilet, the toilet said, "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, get your fat ass off of me!"

"Clap clap clap that ass, bitch, shake that cameltoe, let them see them pussy lips!"

How do you know if a chick is too fat?

If you pull her pants down, her ass is still in them.

What do girls and rocks have in common?

The flat ones get skipped.

Yo Mama so fat, she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button!

I am a fat girl.

You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.

I didn’t know if she was anorexic or not, so I tossed her an onion ring to see if she would eat it or use it as a hula hoop.

In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.