Death jokes
Q: What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?
A: A Lamborghini isn't a very fun hobby.
What did the chicken say after he died? Nothing.
What is the difference between you and me? I have parents and yours left...
I remember my son's last words: "I stubbed my toe!"
My wife and I went to the bar to get a drink, but 2 mins later, I see her dead on the ground. I guess she couldn't see the bottle flying at her face. Then I laughed and went home.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He hit Alt+F4.
You see a cat, it's dead, you are dead.
I killed myself, then woke up.
My grandpa died to ligma.
Ligma balls lol.
Desmend: FLY
Draco: FLY
Me: DIE
Stephen Hawking drove too far away from the wall and unplugged himself.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
I went to school and everyone was screaming and looking at me. They weren't after I shot them, though.
Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream?
Because he was dead.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because his ethernet cable disconnected.
Suicide bombers, carry bombs and remember to breathe.
People named Joey are autistic and need to die fatty.
Why did the baby cross the road? Because he wanted to die.
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!