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What do you call a deaf child?
-Ryan Simmonite-
Why did Mom cross the road?
To kill you!
Orphans don’t have parents, lol.
What's the difference between a Ferrari and 100 dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
How Steven Hawking died: because he moved too much during the day and ran out of juice.
"Kill yourself."
"Kill me yourself, pussy."
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died? He lost WiFi connection.
An old Indian was buried on the side of a hill. What did he say?
Nothing, he was dead.
BRAKING NEWS!
Little Johnny's dead!
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's grave?
"Rust in peace."
Why didn’t the orphan celebrate their birthday?
Because they didn’t have a mom to birth them.
Slit your wrists.
My mom gave me a golden shovel and a hoe. I said, "Why do I need this?" She said, "That you every year."
This is crazy! Little Johnny died!
Why is Lani Jesus? Go die.
Why can’t orphans f*ck their mom?
Because they don’t have one.
Are you with Alex?
Fucking retarded. Go dig a home die, people!
Me: The man sleeped in a $200 bed in His hole life so why dose he need a $2,000 coffin?
My friend: They're cheaper at Costco.
Me: Oh shit, you're going to have "fun" this weekend.
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
102, if you have some alive ones.
