Death jokes
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
What's 6ft long, red, and my girlfriend cries when I feed it to her?
A miscarriage.
How do you prevent a physics teacher from drowning? Shoot her before she touches the water.
How do you help a rape victim on a diet lose 7 pounds?
Kill her afterwards.
I killed a homeless dude, now she's at the funeral home. ππ
How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?
Put a flower on their gravestone.
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul Walker's death.
That's why your grandma 6 ft deep, feet!
At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.
An emo kid in a leaf falls from a tree. Who falls first? Delete the rope, stop the emo.
What do Batman and orphans have in common?
Their parents died.
What did the chicken say after he died? Nothing.
What is the difference between you and me? I have parents and yours left...
Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!
My dad said not to touch this thingy called a gun, but I looked down that pole and pressed that thing, and now I'm in heaven.
Doctor: βYouβll be at peace soon.β
Man: βAm I dying?β
Doctor: βNo, your wife is.β
I asked an orphan where his parents were. Then I remembered, they're gone.
Once I was riding my bike and saw a $5. I jumped off and died.
You're so skinny, death mistook you for dead.
What were Paul Walker's last words?
Hey, that tree's growing!