"Meow, meow, woof, woof." That's what animals say to me when I die.
Death Jokes
My sister said I was only allowed to grate cheese, so I said to her that I’d prove her wrong.
The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didn’t like it much after the funeral.
They laughed at my crayon drawing.
I laughed at their chalk outline.
My friend told me that he saw a yacht went close in to the yeti's eye, so I said to my friend, "Did the yeti kiss?" But my friend said, "No, the yeti have to play games every single day, or the yeti will die."
Why do orphans not have parents?
Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.
Why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get run over and poop, and he died for 30 years until he was sent to Joe for getting run over, and he got killed by something, and then he died, and then he got it by you poop.
I have a riddle for you:
10 people are on a boat, but they all die due to a tsunami except the captain.
Then, when he gets home, his wife serves him “penguin meat.”
Once he eats it, he starts crying.
Why?
Kobe likes his shoes like the way he died.
Air.
What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?
A nun with a javelin through her neck.
Bro told me this when he passed away.
I’m “Fading.”
How can one make Death Row a little more fun?
Musical electric chairs.
Best way of abortion?
Beyblade abortion.
LET IT R.I.P.
My dick actually destroyed the Death Star.
How did Sally die?
She got shot.
How? She could not run away.
Guess why Stephen died?? Because his wife forgot to put him on charge at night.
Stephen Hawking died because he got hit by a RAM.
Two tourists climb a mountain that utters certain doom.
One tourist falls down. The tourist that's still on the mountain says, "You ok down there?"
The other tourist says, "Can't I just rest in peace?!"
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
What do you call the most famous skeleton detective?
Sherlock Bones!
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