Death jokes
Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?
A: The dead body had a family.
Man: Oi, dude, why did you shoot the orphans!?
Other man: Because.
Man: Because why!?
Other man: Because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Why did Mr. Peanut die?
His cane snapped!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His Windows update wasn't available.
Killing someone is better than killing yourself.
Memes
What do you sing on a dead person's birthday?
"Happy Death-Day To You!"
How did Steven Hawking die? His WiFi disconnected.
You wanna know what I have in common with an apple?
We BOTH look good hanging in a tree.
My life.
Kill me, please.
Why didn't the bitch ass skeleton fly?
'Cause me mum flew all the way and Trevor is a boofahead.
What is scarier than a pile of dead babies?
The bottom one ate its way out!
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies? Windows plays the shutdown music.
What did the beachgoers in North Carolina say when there was a tsunami?
Nothing, they died.
He's dead.
What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a BMW in my garage.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
Why did he die so soon? Oh, I know, he forgot to plug in his charger!
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... He died of hearing aids.