My grandpa died to ligma :(
LIGMA BALLS!
Death Jokes
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.
Why was Hitler born? Because he got killed.
What happened to Peter Pan when he jumped off the Twin Towers?
He Neverland.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Say your joke in the comments.
What did one casket say to the other casket?
"Is that you coughin'?"
My dad had a very unfortunate accident with his death. I clearly asked for Jammy Dodgers and got Bourbons!
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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Did you hear about the midget who was beaten to death playing volleyball at a nudist colony?
My life is so meaningless that I committed a crime just to get shot. 0-0
This is not a joke; this is just about death...
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
I still remember my dad's last words, "You c***! You let the ladder go, you cuuunt!"
Smack! He hit the ground and bled out.
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
Why did the orphan kill himself?
How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?
Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.
The doctor gave his patient 1 day of life, so he shot him. Then the judge gave him 15 years, so there you go, problem solved.
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
