Death jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His Windows update wasn't available.
You wanna know what I have in common with an apple?
We BOTH look good hanging in a tree.
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies? Windows plays the shutdown music.
Never kill an orphan, because then that will end their misery.
My wife said, "Why oh why have you ordered carpet, our house is lovely?"
Thankfully the carpet was put to good use in the end, no more stupid comments coming from a rolled up Emily in the bottom of the ocean!
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he's slightly ginger.
You know what would be the best last thing to say before you die? "No, you certainly can't." JFK's assassin certainly can!
An apple and an emo kid fell from a tree, which one hit the ground?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.
Don't you find it ironic that Kobe Bryant bounced his helicopter off the ground like a basketball?
What has two legs, two arms, one dead and covered in red?
My ex-wife.
Thanks for the birthday wishes. It's been an odd one this year, as some of you know, my father suddenly passed away on my birthday last year, and anyone who knew the old man knew he had a sledgehammer wit!
Good on ya dad, ya definitely got the last laugh!
When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.
FUCKING MENT
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
A happy family.
When your cousin who has a lisp died from the impostor in Among Us,
"THE IMPASTA KILLED MEH!"
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
Why don't orphans play Minecraft?
Because Technoblade is on the platform.
I will always remember my grandpa's last words after robbing a bank: "Oh, shit! The pigs are catching up!" But the cops did not kill him; he drove full speed off a cliff.
Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?
A: The dead body had a family.