Death jokes
What's red all over and spins at 100 mps?
Baby in a blender.
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
I just heard that the inventor of the autocorrect died the other day.
May he rest in pizza.
What is worse than a baby getting hanged in a tree?
That same baby getting hanged in multiple trees.
A man is on his death sentence, and he gets to choose his last meal.
He asks his guard for a McDonald's Ice Cream, and lives a very long life. They never found a working machine.
What does a cop say when you shoot a ginger?
I guess orange is the new black.
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
Why did the chicken kill himself?
To get to the other side.
I wish death was in the form of a woman.
That way, it would never come for me.
Why are cigarettes good for the environment?
They kill people.
The optimistic midget's coffin was half full.
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
What's the difference between an emo kid and a leaf? Only the leaf reaches the ground.
How did the necrophiliac get caught?
Some rotten cunt split on him....
What is 6 inches long and makes women scream? Stillbirth...
How do you get a koala to die? Kill it.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Kid: But, Mom, I don't want to see Grandma.
Mom: Shut up and keep digging.
Long live the quee—Oh wait...