Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.
Death Jokes
Why can't my grandma talk?
Because she's dead.
Juice WRLD
More like "Juice Boxed."
RIP tho.
What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.
You're an orphan.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
Did you know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders on the car dashboard.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
What if death is hell because there is no bridge to heaven?
I read the Brothers Grimm books, then I see a black figure reaping about.
I realized someone has died, but I don't do anything about it. I continue to read, and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.
Do I like playing Russian Roulette? Gun to the head, I'd have to say no.
My sister: See you at home in about an hour.
Me: Okay.
My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*
Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?
Sister: OMG, she's dead!
Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?
Why did Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana’s head before she died?
The steering wheel.
Hey, yesterday I played with my sister. When I woke up, she was gone.
How do you make an orphan shut up?
You tell his mom.
Why did the skeleton feel alone?
He was BONEsome.
Why are skeletons so calm?
