Death jokes
Why did the dick suck my ass? They died.
Why don't orphans play Minecraft?
Because Technoblade is on the platform.
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
Thanks for the birthday wishes. It's been an odd one this year, as some of you know, my father suddenly passed away on my birthday last year, and anyone who knew the old man knew he had a sledgehammer wit!
Good on ya dad, ya definitely got the last laugh!
I will always remember my grandpa's last words after robbing a bank: "Oh, shit! The pigs are catching up!" But the cops did not kill him; he drove full speed off a cliff.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
A happy family.
Why didn't the bitch ass skeleton fly?
'Cause me mum flew all the way and Trevor is a boofahead.
What do you sing on a dead person's birthday?
"Happy Death-Day To You!"
How did Steven Hawking die? His WiFi disconnected.
You wanna know what I have in common with an apple?
We BOTH look good hanging in a tree.
Killing someone is better than killing yourself.
Why did Mr. Peanut die?
His cane snapped!
What did the beachgoers in North Carolina say when there was a tsunami?
Nothing, they died.
My life.
Kill me, please.
POV: Your grandma is on life support. I would unplug her life support to charge my third phone.
Are you a rope? Cause I'm tryna put you around my neck 😏
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... He died of hearing aids.
Please encourage me to do suicide! ;P
What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a BMW in my garage.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.