Death jokes
Never kill an orphan, because then that will end their misery.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
A happy family.
When your cousin who has a lisp died from the impostor in Among Us,
"THE IMPASTA KILLED MEH!"
Why didn't the bitch ass skeleton fly?
'Cause me mum flew all the way and Trevor is a boofahead.
When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.
FUCKING MENT
I will always remember my grandpa's last words after robbing a bank: "Oh, shit! The pigs are catching up!" But the cops did not kill him; he drove full speed off a cliff.
Why did Mr. Peanut die?
His cane snapped!
Man: Oi, dude, why did you shoot the orphans!?
Other man: Because.
Man: Because why!?
Other man: Because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Killing someone is better than killing yourself.
What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a BMW in my garage.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.
Why did he die so soon? Oh, I know, he forgot to plug in his charger!
What do you sing on a dead person's birthday?
"Happy Death-Day To You!"
How did Steven Hawking die? His WiFi disconnected.
What is scarier than a pile of dead babies?
The bottom one ate its way out!
My life.
Kill me, please.
You wanna know what I have in common with an apple?
We BOTH look good hanging in a tree.
Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?
A: The dead body had a family.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.