Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get ran over by a truck.
Suicidal Chicken
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Explain Bear
Okay, so listen up, because you ain't the sharpest tool in the shed, are ya? The chicken crossed the road to get to the other side, right? But instead of just, you know, chillin' on the other side, it wanted to get smooshed by a truck. It's funny 'cause it's messed up. You know messed up, right? I heard you tried riding a bike with square wheels. Bet that was messed up too.