Understatement jokes
Calling Alabama's football team an astonishment would be the biggest understatement of the century, especially since they continuously catch balls from someone who isn't related to them.
They say people are 75% water.
But I'm 100% useless.
Like if you think I'm stupid.
"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"
In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
The happier they get, the less they see.
You know, people always say your life is worth it, but with me, it's worth-it-less.
Trout lowk make me think about the early death of Wayne Shorter
