Understatement jokes
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
I am right 95 percent of the time, who cares about that other 5 percent?
Trout lowk make me think about the early death of Wayne Shorter
Like if you're short.
What's 9 divided by 11?
Well, I know it's less than two alright!
Did you know I can't count to whatever number is after 4?
Calling Alabama's football team an astonishment would be the biggest understatement of the century, especially since they continuously catch balls from someone who isn't related to them.
